Just a joke

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  1. FAST6191
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    A duck and his wife book into a hotel for a weekend.
    After a nice dinner the ducks retire to their room. Feeling a bit frisky one thing leads to another, however being sensible types, though poor at planning, he calls down to the front desk and asks for a condom.
    Shortly thereafter room service arrives with the condom.

    "Do you want it on your bill sir?"

    "Don't be ridiculous".
     
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    I forgot
    Ok.
     
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    Damn furries! :gun: :moogle:
     
  4. FAST6191
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    I think you'll find the term is featheries, bloody fascist.
     
  5. Gahars

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    Duck penises are cork shaped.

    That's all I have to add here.
     
  6. Flame

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