i bet you the
writer who found this out has an EPIC sex life
I can see it now:
gamer Chick: so what do YOU want to play big boi?..how about Zelda 64? one of my faves!
douche: nah I would rather take apart the founding structure of the game and discredit the most beloved game on the N64 and give
reasonable" arguments that prove it's classist and sexist and racist!
gamer Chick: uuhhhmmm....okay
Want to play Mario Bros? :
douche: That game portrays the women demographic as helpless and puts the man in the domineering position and the woman as the helpless and defenseless damsel in dist-
gamer chick: uhhhmmmmm *sighs* Joe and Mac? Caveman Ninja!?-
douche: Portrays women as sex objects and just as a goal for sex and gives women a shallow trophylike role.
gamer Chick: METROID!?
douche: puts the role of the woman as hidden and the game is almost ashamed to let the player know they are playing as a woman. so to be sexist they hide her face under a mask
gamer chick: uhh okay..how about a game with a LEADING female role? PERFECT DARK!?
Douche: sexist towards men. Game shows that females are superior over men and most are evil and out to hurt you ...
Gamer chick: fuck! what DO you want to play then!?
Douche: TETRIS!
gamer Chick: Tetris?? you sexist son of a---uuuggggh! I can't do this. and to THINK I was going to have SEX with you!! *walks away* oh and for the record. Zelda 64 was my favorite game as a child you fucking asshole! *slams door*