001: Why is superglue so sticky?
Because it's made with love 
002: Do you agree that muffins need to grow on trees?
No, they need to grow... ON HUMANS ;A;
003: Rice, noodles, or giant enemy crab?
Yes, one of those.
004: What are you most proud of accomplishing within a video game?
Beating Conker's Bad Fur Day (n64) without dying once.
005: Do I seem insane to you?
Pfft, you insanity is no match for my collective jar... OF BEES!!!
007: Any interest in the Castlevania series?
But of course~ I do loves me some metroidvania~ Hmm... what's this? A game that plays more like GoW? My briefcase full of BEES aught to solve the problem!!!
006: Metroidvania or regular castlevania?
Metroidvania, because I'm too suicidal to play original castlevanias ;A;
009: Do you like answering questions?
Only if you like my responses~
008: Why are bug zappers banned on the basis of animal cruelty?
Because if something can do harm, it WILL do harm. Guilty until proven to have enough cash to make it blow over. Or something
101: Bright orange costume?
BELIEVE IT!!! Q101~~
010: Riboflavin?
Yes ;D
011: Gargle?
No thanks, I had a turkey milkshake ;D
012: Aurora wave?
WITH A STICK!!!
013: Expired milk?
I forgot to press B so it evolved into yogurt ;A;
014: C-4?
BLOOOOOOOOOOOM~ SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOM~ lets make dinner... SBLEWY KPAWY WOOOOOOOO~
015: Polypeptide?
016: Ichy poweder?
Only when applied directly to the forehead.
017: Dodecahedron?
KATAMARI DAMACY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eheauehaueha
018: It's me from the future, we need to go back, back before my questions stopped making... sense?
SENSE!? IT'S A TRAP!!! ;A;
019: Have I ever made sense?
Yes... yes you have... I still wake up at night in cold sweats over how much sense you made... WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME SUCH NIGHTMARES!?
020: Am I being tenacious with the questions here?
Nopes, but I was... waaaaaaaaaaaaaay back when you were just a whippersnapper... We tried to make him use a whip, but he insisted on using his gun ;^;
021: Are questions a good way to gain insight on a person?
Nope, but it's a good way of making people think it's a good insight ^O^
022: Is Zelos awesome?
Why won't he hit on me? Is there something wrong with me? ;^;
023: What do you think of kingdom hearts?
I think it needs more darkness especially some darkness in the darkest darkness so that the dark can be dark, darker, DARKNESS!!!
024: How about the Vita?
It fills a niche far more than anything else.
025: How about the Wii U?
Tales of, or GTFO.
026: Do you think the name of the Wii U is awesome because it lends itself to be utilized in imitating fire trucks?
WIIIIIIIIIII UUUUUUUUUUU WIIIIIIII UUUUUUU WIIIIIII UUUUUUUUUU WIIIIIIIIIII UUUUUUUUUUU
027: Governments: Good?
Nopes.
028: Or Bad?
Nopes. It's like asking if a toddler is good or bad, they simply just don't know any better :/
029: Still like making pancakes?
I never liked making them ;^;
030: What's the weirdest combination of ingredients you've put together?
SARDINES!!! With... MORE SARDINES ;A;
031: Do you believe happiness is highly relative to the number of horses you own?
Definetly ^O^ there's a reason why this exists.
032: What do you think of puns?
UnBEARable. TEDDYous.
033: Why won't the blender blend blenders?
Because you don't have our new blender model ;A; now available for not $400, not $200, not $50, but for 4 easy installments of $49.99!!!
034: Am I still your master?
I'm YOUR master ;A;
035: What happend to the flux capacitor?
I sold it for pudding
036: And where is my coffee dammit ?
I dranks'd it alls ^w^
037: And why is the blender a portal?
Because I had some spare moon rocks lying around. One thing led to another and... oh my
038: Ever wondered if the whole world is just a dream you're having?
Nope... because this entire world is MY dream... I will NOT let you destroy it!!!
039: Do you like pudding?
No... I LOVES IT FIVEEVER... dat maen i lieks it mur thn 4...
040: How does it feel to know I've replaced your blood with pudding?
Really doesn't change much of anything... it was already pudding :/
041: Meme?
hua
042: What happened to my coconut's milk?
Evaporations poisoning... and there's got to have been a culprit... but who would think of such a diabolical plan!?
043: Why don't coconuts take initiative?!
Simple, they have a low speed stat ^O^
044: Eternal love?
If only ;^;
045: Why is lemon?
Because... UNACCEPTABLE!!!!
046: Chimmy cherry, or cherry chonga?
Chimmycherry chonga ^O^
047: Sardines?
SARDINES!!!
048:What do you think of the moon?
Celestia keeps sending me thar ;^; and I don't even LIKE cheese ;A;
049: Edit?
Ironically, nopes.
050: Do you realize that you're actually up the the 51st question?
Yep ^O^ because I shoved 101 in there~
051: Do you believe the prize for peace should go to the biggest wuss?
But of course... so then it can be taken by force ;A;
052: Can you smell the hope?
It smells like... MURDER!!! ;A;
053: Have you ever mixed a secret potion, and rolled a secret dice, then hired a focus group and had a human sacrifice?
Yeah, but then it took forever to get the smell out of the living room. Bleh, still can kinda smell it.
054: Is the pen mightier than the sword?
In the wrong hand they are. Too bad I have hooves.
055: Also, why is this sword made out of plastic?
Because you're fighting a monster made out of hydrochloric acid ;A;
056: Plastic and polymers, why do people so oft call polymers plastic?
Because people are evil and stole my taco, and the voices in my head are mad at me and refuse to talk to me ;^;
057: Science fiction?
Yes pl0x
058: Are you BEARy preBEARed for a TEDDYous amount of BEARen, BEARly BEARable amount of puns?
No ;A;
If the answer is yes, please proceed to stalk the numerous denizens of this site whom have sacrificed any intelligence for the sake of pun based one liners.
059: Do you like to leeeeeeeeeeeeeearn?
Yes
060: Or do you like to leeeeeeeeeeeean?
No ;A;
061: Chimmicherrychonga?
WITH A CAN OF VITAL ORGANS ;A;
062: Your order of the best Final Fantasy games to worst that you've played?
6 > 2 > 9 > 4 > 5 > 8 > 1 > 7 > 3 > 13-2 > 13 > 10 > 10-2
063: Why won't you let me run with scizors?
Because you do not have enough badges ;A;
064: Why is it not easy having yourself a good time?
Because the Master has a laser screwdriver ;^;
065: Pickleberry kumquat?
Pickleberry kumquat ^O^
066: Do you like waffles?
Yeah I like waffles~
067: Do you like pancakes?
Yeah I like pancakes~
068: Do you like french toast?
Yeah I like french toast~
069: Can you wait to get a mouthful?
WAFFFFFFFFLES~
070: Is piracy wrong?
My lawyers says, but my heart say... KILL THE HOBBITS!!!
071: Think I should cut the questions to just 101?
;^;
072: How do you count to muffin?
Yesh ^O^
073: How does one attempt to count to banana muffin?
Yep ^w^ I loves me some Maths~
074: Is there anyone you would like to kill for asking you too many pointless questions?
Myself ^O^
075: Cold weather or hot weather, which do you rather?
COOOOOOOOOOOOLD~
076: DO YOU LIEK SNOW!?
YESH!!! Almost as much as calculus!!!
077: Can you add me to the chat thingy again?
Yes... forever and insanly even with a chainsaw made of chocolate pudding.
078: Do you believe too many questions can make someone go insane?
The crown on my head says gunter is a baaaaaaaaaaaad penguin... and I REFUSE to touch his-
079: Could you tell number 99 that THIS is how one does it?
MAKE ME ;A; ... this is how you transcend time ;^;
080: Have I given you a headache?
Nopes... headache is irrelevant to things I experience.
081: What would happen if you put two black holes within a close proximity of each other?
Nom om nom nom nom...
082: And what if they had identical properties?
In short; fun...
083: ( Heads =H ) ( Tails =T ) HTH or HHT, does one pattern take less coin tosses on average or do both have the same chance?
Suprisingly, one has a higher chance ;A;
084: Picture 3 doors, behind one of them there's a prize. After you select one, the host opens one door that does not have a prize behind it. You are now asked if you would like to keep your selected door, or if you would like to switch the remaining door. Is the chance 1/2 to win regardless of if you stick or switch, or is the chance 1/3 if you stick, and 2/3 if you switch?
1/3 to stick, 2/3 to switch =w= simple maths~
085: Is chance confusing?
Chances are... yes.
086: T_T derp?
mew~
087: Muffins?
GIMME
088: Randomness?
And that's how my bike got stolen by an invisible T-rex ;^;
089: Favorite polygon?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAgh >_< they're so many to choose from ;^; and they can be so very utterly sexy...
090: Do you like Porygon?
I like what it did to people
091: Do you like smoked fish?
yep owo
092: Sharp objects?
Hua~
093: Maths?
YES!!!
094: Do you like explosions?
Depends on what splodes o3o
095: Wub cannon?
WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB~
096: Have you seen the exit?
I did once... but than it disappeared ;^; I think the TARDIS is mad at me...
097: Am I unoriginal for repeating questions?
Nopes... But I am orz
098: How does one see the invisible?
By seeing stuff around it o3o
099: How does one transcend time?
WITH A SPORK!!!
100: What if I told you I didn't feel like making 250 questions?
I AM pretty lazy like that :/
102: Would you feel irked if I only have you half of that amount?
Nopes
103: Would you forgive me for the sweet release of not having to ask any more questions?
Nopes... I hate myself far too much ;^;
104: WHAT IS A MAN!?
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!!!
105: Why are you so awesome?
I'm REALLY not >_<;
106: Do you agree that Tia is moar awesome than me?
No kaj ;^; you're both awesome!!! ... unlike me orz
107: How long do you think it would take to answer 250 questions?
Depends on how willing I am to steal a banana from a museum.
108: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
It is... IF YOU BELIEVE~ WOOOOOOOOOOOO~ HAMOAN~
109: Do you think paper could potentially make a viable armor? Yesh =w= potentially.
110: Do you speak more than 2 languages?
Yesh~
111: Do you believe you find those tough stains never come out no matter how much you scrub?
The blood... never clean... never clean... so much blood... never clean... never clean...
112: Would you like to know 6 easy steps to a successful career?
A revolver ^O^
113: Well wonder no more, for we present to you a revolver ^O^ this is best solution yes?
Yes ^O^
114: Ever had a crazy lady shout "YOU BUY" when taking a casual stroll?
;^; Who hasn't?
115: EXPLOSIONS!?
... yes?
116: Why is the answer to this question yes?
Yep
117: Wind Waker for Wii U, worth getting a Wii U for?
Pfft, silly question, that's not how you spell "Tales of".
118: Why is plan B always the better one?
Because plan A will ALWAYS fail, might as well make it a crappy one~
119: Is watching paint dry a good hobby?
It's worked for me :/
120: Is tomato a fruit or a vegetable?
Fruit ^O^ one that will eventually rise from it's grave... AND KILL US ALL ;A;
121: Why are the people who think it's a vegetable?
Because they want to pretend when drinking tomato juice.
122: Ever had the urge to eat someone's brains?
Yes... and they had to lock me away in a soft little room until I stopped having said urges.
123: Are hamsters cute?
Yes... but... but ;^; not allowed here...
124: HUGS~
HUGS!!!
125: *Nomth*
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