Engret reviews four movies in one topic

[Engert]

The Hunger Games.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1392170/

Fuck you. Fuck you. Go fuck yourself. Piece of shit. Someone shoot the fucking director of this movie. Worthles piece of shit.

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Olympus has fallen.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2302755/

Great movie. It presents itself for what it is and does not try to be pretentious. Typical Chuck Norris style but in the modern day. A great action movie which does not disappoint.

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Upside down.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1374992/

Five stars. Recommended. A love story into a sci-fi movie. Two people from inverse gravities of two different planets fall in love.

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Unknown
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0450340/

Meh.
Five men wake up in a locked-down warehouse with no memory of who they are. They are forced to figure out who is good and who is bad to stay alive.
Meh.
Three stars.

 

[TheCasketMan]

All movies with Morgan Freeman are excellent

 

[Engert]

All movies with Morgan Freeman are excellent

Motherfucker is cool as fuck.

 

[retKHAAAN]

You are a terrible reviewer...

Fun fact:
Unknown was written by a gentleman from my hometown and had its premiere at this old-timey theater I went to growing up.

 

[pwsincd]

While your first review , although crude , emphasises your view on this movie quite well.

BUT ....

Since when as "meh." been a sufficient movie review dialog. ?

 

[Actinopterygian Melospiza]

Geez, what a hipster . Of course you say that the most popular and well received movie was a piece of shit, the mediocre one with Morgan Freeman was great, and the shitty sci-fi movie was "five stars." You hit the nail on the head though with Unknown; as brief as your review is, "meh" sums up the whole movie pretty well actually.

 

[Engert]

Well, the discussion can start from a "meh" and we can branch off from there. Or i can write walls of text, which no one is going to read because TLDR and i can be a official hollywood elitist

So, it seems we have mixed reviews on the movie Unknown. Can someone tell me what was so special about it?

 

[xist]

Who's Engret and what have you done with Engert?

 

[retKHAAAN]

Well, the discussion can start from a "meh" and we can branch off from there. Or i can write walls of text, which no one is going to read because TLDR and i can be a official hollywood elitist

So, it seems we have mixed reviews on the movie Unknown. Can someone tell me what was so special about it?

No one said Unknown was a great movie. It was simply pointed out that "meh" isn't a review. It's a word hipsters use when they mean "not hip".

 

[Engert]

I don't know dude, i was so upset with the Hunger Games that i was banging on my keyboard.

 

[Engert]

No one said Unknown was a great movie. It was simply pointed out that "meh" isn't a review. It's a word hipsters use when they mean "not hip".

Oh i see, so you don't like the whole summary in a "meh".
Shall we get philosophical and start putting Harvard hats and use big words from the bullshit generator?

 

[retKHAAAN]

I don't know dude, i was so upset with the Hunger Games that i was banging on my keyboard.

I don't know dude, maybe if you paid actual monies for your entertainment you would take the time to appreciate it more.

Oh i see, so you don't like the whole summary in a "meh".
Shall we get philosophical and start putting Harvard hats and use big words from the bullshit generator?

No need for philosophy. It's just when put the word "review" in the title of a thread, people expect a little more than someone farting on their keyboard and clicking "submit".

 

[Engert]

Wait a second. You making assumptions now?

 

[retKHAAAN]

Wait a second. You making assumptions now?

Yes sir. I surely am.

 

[nando]

i agree with hunger games. that movie was awful. the others, i have not seen

i'm going to see upside down eventually. i've had it in my must see for a while now.

 

[xist]

That comment in question was a reply to me...

 

[pwsincd]

you spent more time sourcing coverart and imdb links than suggesting anything remotely like a review , but hey who gives a fuk.. now here is where meh would fit

 

[Engert]

Yes sir. I surely am.

All right all right, it makes for an interesting conversation.

you spent more time sourcing coverart and imdb links than suggesting anything remotely like a review , but hey who gives a fuk.. now here is where meh would fit

What the hell are you saying, you read walls of text and books?

 

[ComeTurismO]

What the heck?

 

[pwsincd]

im saying i dont understand the post , four links and four boxcovers of four random movies with cut n pasted brief synopsis . then you added 'reviews' i guess i kinda hoped for some kind of insight into your reasoning as to enable debate seeing as you wanted to discuss these four random movies . maybe its just me .