Know Your Temps: AlanJohn

[The Catboy]

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Know Your Temps info



For those of you that are new to the game, here are the rules:

• One user will be put on the questioning stand every two days (or so)
• Once that user's session of questioning starts, anybody can ask that user a reasonable amount of questions they want via posting on the thread
• These questions can be about anything. Personal life, GBAtemp/internet life, pet peeves, questions, musical tastes, "what if" situations...anything!
• Please try to post all your questions at once, in one solid post
• Upon receiving questions, the user that is in the spotlight can answer them at anytime, as long as it's before their time is up.

This quirky little activity will help us get to know our fellow 'tempers even better in an exciting, chaotic manner! Those who have an upcoming KYT session will be notified about their upcoming session via PM.



Previous Sessions

Spoiler: Upcoming sessions!

• adamdbz (hasn't been active since December, so I am skipping over him until he is active again)
• machomuu (Locked upon request until further notice)
• Yuki Amano (Not been active)
• Devin
• Gahars
• DinohScene
• Sterling
• Arras
• pyromaniac123
• 431unknown
• Castiel
• ComeTurismO
• Flame
• Lacius
• Nathan Drake
• Forstride
• weavile001 (Going on a trip to Europe from June 10th to July 20th)
• 4-leaf-clover
• SinHarvest24
• Warrior522
• FrozenIndignatio
• Shinigami357
• gifi4
• Hydreigon
• shoyrumaster11 (make sure his is on a weekend)
• TehSkull
• emmanu888
• frogboy
• Jax
• porkiewpyne
• basher11
• Hells Malice
• nukeboy95
• ProtoKun7
• Par39
• mtpeaceful
• Thanatos Telos
• ars25
• Xuphor
• Danny600kill
• Sicklyboy
• MegaAce™
• Ron
• Tom
• Lucifer666
• koimayeul
• Kyouhei
• Chikaku-chan
• Langin
• KingVamp
• Sop
• Thesolcity
• NahuelDS
• chris888222
• Ace
• Vulpes Abnocto

In the spotlight this session is: AlanJohn

 

[Gahars]

What's with all the delays on Hentmei?
Are you a lazy hack fraud, or just a regular hack fraud?

 

[PolloDiablo]

fuck you?

 

[DinohScene]

Привiт AланДжон.
How old/young are you?
Hows life?
Shoutbox?
When is the next issue of Hentmei coming?
HENTMEI MR JOHN!
Favorite game?
Favorite platform?
Favorite thing to do to kill time?
You drive a car?, if so then what one?
I heard a delivery truck was mugged, is this the reason the Naked Fist company is losing money?
You like me ;3?
You hate me );?
Person which you admire the most on GBATemp as wel as in RL?
About that bribe you where talking about earlier, is it still valid?
What genre of music do you like best?
Favorite song?
Favorite vidclip?
Favorite movie?
Favorite genre of movie?
Favorite drink?
Ever felt like you could enjoy the weather for hours and hours on end?
You like cats ;3?
Гарного дня.

 

[finkmac]

I've been waiting for this one…

Do you drink?

Do you own a car?

Do you own 2 cars?

Do you own 24 cars?

How tall is an average AlanJohn?

Why are you AlanJohn? Why not JohnAlan?

How many gaems do you play?

What gaems are your favourite?

I am writing a test sentence.

Speaking of which, what is your favourite brand of eraser?

If you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

Do you like potatoes?

Egg freckles?

Do you know how to program?

Three frogs are on a log, if 2 of them jump off, how many french fries were cooked in the last 5 minutes by fast food chains?

Would you travel to space if you had the chance?

Do you like pie? (Yes/Yes)

How many gaem consloes do you own?

What is your opinion on full-body condoms?

Segata Sanshiro?

PeeCee master raece?

Nitnedo master raece?

Sowny master raece?

What is an R-7 Semyorka?

3D is to screen like joystick is to?

Semprini is a bad work, don't use it.

 

[AlanJohn]

What's with all the delays on Hentmei? No money.
Are you a lazy hack fraud, or just a regular hack fraud? Both.

fuck you? Yes, fuck you.

Привiт AланДжон. Привіт ДіноСцено!
How old/young are you? 16
Hows life? Terrible.
Shoutbox? I prefer IRC but ok.
When is the next issue of Hentmei coming? If I tell you when 4.44: You Can(not) Unban comes out then you will hype very hard and then be utterly disappointed by the outcome.
HENTMEI MR JOHN! ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I'M WORKING ON IT, FUCK
Favorite game? Earthbound
Favorite platform? PC
Favorite thing to do to kill time? TF2/Drawing
You drive a car?, if so then what one? Yes I drive a white diesel volkswagen transporter t4. Best car ever.
I heard a delivery truck was mugged, is this the reason the Naked Fist company is losing money? No, the reason why Naked Fist™ Inc. is losing money is because too much/not enough competition in the market.
You like me ;3? Yes
You hate me );? Yes
Person which you admire the most on GBATemp as wel as in RL? Obviously p1ngpong
About that bribe you where talking about earlier, is it still valid? Absolutely!
What genre of music do you like best? French electro.
Favorite song? Uhh, this is kind of hard, but it would have been a tie between Justice - D.A.N.C.E, Tunak Tunak Tunak, Queen - Don't Stop Me Now and Stevie Wonder - Superstition
Favorite vidclip? I don't watch that much of video clips, but I think my favorite would be this.
Favorite movie? Woah, this is kind of a hard question! I never thought about having a favorite movie, though I do have list of my all time favorites. I think it would be accurate to say that my favorite movie is The Dark Knight. Even though by a critical point of view of mine this movie had a lot of flaws, I still like it the most due to Heat Legends amazing acting.
Favorite genre of movie? Horror.
Favorite drink? Probably pepsi, but I haven't really tried anything harder yet since I'm a sober-type person (but in reality i'm a fat guy who is anti-social and doesn't want to socially progress and lives with his mother).
Ever felt like you could enjoy the weather for hours and hours on end? Yeah.
You like cats ;3? YES! I freaking love cats!
Гарного дня. Дякую вам!

I've been waiting for this one…

Do you drink? No

Do you own a car? Yes!

Do you own 2 cars? No.

Do you own 24 cars? Yes.

How tall is an average AlanJohn? 187cm. That would be 6'1 in retard-sytem.

Why are you AlanJohn? Why not JohnAlan? Because if I was JohnAlan I would be Jimmy Hendrix.

How many gaems do you play? Not much really. I don't own any consoles and all I have for a gaming system is a shitty PC on which I play only TF2 and some old games when I don't have an internet connection (Deus Ex, System Shock, Vampire The Masquerade etc).

What gaems are your favourite? Well, I love Earthbound, Deus Ex, Half Life, Return to Castle Wolfenstein, TF2, Mother 3... The list is quite long!

I am writing a test sentence.

Speaking of which, what is your favourite brand of eraser? Where I live there are no erasers created by companies. We create erasers on our own. Such is life in the Zone.

If you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you be? Hopefully an endangered tree so that people won't pee on me nor try to kill me.

Do you like potatoes? Hell yeah!

Egg freckles? Fuck yeah!

Do you know how to program? Yeah I know some really basic stuff in C and Pascal.

Three frogs are on a log, if 2 of them jump off, how many french fries were cooked in the last 5 minutes by fast food chains? 42.

Would you travel to space if you had the chance? Of course!

Do you like pie? (Yes/Yes) Yes.

How many gaem consloes do you own? 0. I don't even own a handheld.

What is your opinion on full-body condoms? Real men pull it out.

Segata Sanshiro? YEAH

PeeCee master raece? Mustard race. PC Mustard race. Because consoles need to ketchup.

Nitnedo master raece? I would love to...

Sowny master raece? I would love to...

What is an R-7 Semyorka? That's my rocket that I keep in my garden just in case the koreans attack.

3D is to screen like joystick is to? Penis? I can't be the only one who uses my penis instead of my hand when using the joystick! Haha I'm just joking! I never touched a joystick in my life...

Semprini is a bad work, don't use it. T-th-thanks..

 

[The Catboy]

Hey
How are you?
Windows, Linux, or Mac?
Me or you?
Favorite superhero, is it Spider-man?
Did you know Spider-man is my favorite superhero?
Favorite villain?
Have you watched The Legend of Korra yet?
Bolin or Sokka?
Favorite Video game?
Favorite Video game console?
Pokemon or Digimon?
EoF or Shoutbox?
Angry Video Game Nerd or Nostalgia Critic?
How many fingers am I not holding up?
Can I ask more questions when I think of them?
What is your favorite Pokemon?
Favorite Digimon?
How many video games do you own?
Favorite flashcard?
Do you think I am Lucario's number one fanboy?
Have you ever watched the movie, The Boondock Saints?
Can I own a pet fox?
If you could fly, would you fly to new places?
What is you favorite song?
What is you favorite TV show?
Do you want to help me finish off my 17 cups of coffee?
Do you like my new avatar/signature?
Did you know all my avatars/signatures mix in several hidden messages that reveal different parts of my personality and life?
Did you know they also all tell a story about my life?
Did you play Pokemon Black and or White?
What about Black and or White 2?
What is your favorite pokemon game?
Should they make better Digimon games?
Do you drink Monster?
Do you EoF?
Have you tried the Wii U yet?
If I suggested a Linux Distro that was like Windows and easy to use, would you try it?
Did you notice I am a huge Linux fanboy?
If you could have any super power, what would it be and why?
Have you ever raised chickens before?
Farm or no farm?
If you could go to space, would you?
If your phone worked in space, would you use it?
What is your favorite smartphone?
What is your favorite Smartphone OS?
Have you used the filetrip personal upload yet?
Are these completely random questions?
Does gravity suck?
What was the most recent TV series that you watched?
What was the last movie you watched?

 

[AlanJohn]

Hey
How are you? Fine thank you
Windows, Linux, or Mac? Both.
Me or you? Him.
Favorite superhero, is it Spider-man? ...Yes?
Did you know Spider-man is my favorite superhero? ..no! Haha what a surprise!
Favorite villain? Probably The Joker.
Have you watched The Legend of Korra yet? Yes I have! I'm STILL waiting for season 2!
Bolin or Sokka? Bolin!/b]
Favorite Video game? Earthbound. EARTHBOUND!
Favorite Video game console? Nintendo DS. Damn, I still miss my old DSi
Pokemon or Digimon? Pokemon, obviously.
EoF or Shoutbox? Probably EoF but I don't visit any of those anymore.
Angry Video Game Nerd or Nostalgia Critic? Goddamnit this question pierced my heart! This is a tough choice, I'm quite a big fan of both. But, I'll have to say, James is the one I am more fond of.
How many fingers am I not holding up? 23
Can I ask more questions when I think of them? Of course!
What is your favorite Pokemon? Charizard.
Favorite Digimon? p1ngpong
How many video games do you own? I don't own any physical copies since I cant afford them but I have 27 games in my steam library. I don't think that counts though since with steam you don't really own those games.
Favorite flashcard? Probably the SC DStwo, even though I never owned one.
Do you think I am Lucario's number one fanboy? Yes but do you know who's missing you a lot? ALL OF THOSE CATBOYS YOU ABANDONED!
Have you ever watched the movie, The Boondock Saints? No.
Can I own a pet fox? Yes, let me call Vulpes...
If you could fly, would you fly to new places? Yes please!
What is you favorite song? Daft Punk - Human After All. Wait, did you noticed that I actually claimed that Justice- D.A.N.C.E is my favorite song in the previous answers? Do you know why? Because choosing an all time favorite song is hard!
What is you favorite TV show? A tie between Breaking Bad and Malcolm in The Middle.
Do you want to help me finish off my 17 cups of coffee? Well, it's not like I have any hentmei to create... Let's do this!
Do you like my new avatar/signature? DO YOU HEAR THAT? YEAH, THAT'S ALL OF THE CATBOYS YOU ABANDONED. FOR WHAT, FOR A POKEMON??? WHY?????
Did you know all my avatars/signatures mix in several hidden messages that reveal different parts of my personality and life? Yes, I think. Your current avatar suggests that you are with a blue-haired version of that guy from FFX, so yeah, okay.
Did you know they also all tell a story about my life? Aha! So, you used to be a gay catboy, then you became a not-so-gay catboy, and, now you're a Lucario... Okay makes perfect sense!
Did you play Pokemon Black and or White? If I had a DS then I would, sure. But no.
What about Black and or White 2? Also.
What is your favorite pokemon game? Probably platinum, since It's the only DS game I owned for quite a while and I played it for hundreds of hours and explored every single part of it.
Should they make better Digimon games? Yes. I think.
Do you drink Monster? No.
Do you EoF? A long time ago I did.
Have you tried the Wii U yet? No, I haven't tried one.
If I suggested a Linux Distro that was like Windows and easy to use, would you try it? Well, I'm used to my own arch build with loads of customizations I prefer. But I wouldn't mind a nice distro that is user-friendly and allows loads of ricing, and hopefully without a botnet.
Did you notice I am a huge Linux fanboy? I knew this before I even joined GBAtemp!
If you could have any super power, what would it be and why? Invincibility. I would tie myself to a rocket and fly into space, then slingshot myself with gravity into the depths of interstellar space and wait until I meet a vastly-superior and advanced civilization.
Have you ever raised chickens before? Yes.
Farm or no farm? I'm no farmer but I could do the job!
If you could go to space, would you? Yes!
If your phone worked in space, would you use it? Yes! But, the battery would die in 4 hours or so...
What is your favorite smartphone? Probably my current smartphone, the Galaxy Nexus.
What is your favorite Smartphone OS? Android.
Have you used the filetrip personal upload yet? Android.
Are these completely random questions? Yes.
Does gravity suck? No. If you learn how to manipulate it, it comes in handy.
What was the most recent TV series that you watched? Hmm, probably Whose Line Was it?
What was the last movie you watched? Casino Royale. 7/10 Skyfall is better.

 

[signz]

Why are you so strange on IRC?
What's the font you used for your sig? (looks quite nice)
Why does the shitbox still exist?
Why don't all the shitbox users use IRC instead?
brb, gotta take a pic of an amazingly looking sky

 

[AlanJohn]

Why are you so strange on IRC? I'm not. It's just that cocaine and weed does very strange things to the human mind. Also unban me pl0x
What's the font you used for your sig? (looks quite nice) Haha thanks! The font in my sig is a heavily-modified custom version of Achtung Baby. Don't even ask for it, I spent 4,99$ on it.
Why does the shitbox still exist? Because cry hard babies who got banned from the IRC use the shitbox to circlejerk
Why don't all the shitbox users use IRC instead? Because they mad gay
brb, gotta take a pic of an amazingly looking sky k

 

[Flame]

Daft Punk?

 

[AlanJohn]

Daft Punk? Yeah! I'm quite a fan of them.

 

[AlanJohn]

Daft Punk? Yeah! I'm quite a fan of them.

 

[ars25]

Do you like tacos?
The question above is false.
The question about is also false.
Both questions are invalid.
Do you like waffles?
Do you like Chicken and Waffles?
What is you favorite waffle?
Do you like pancakes?
Taco master race? Burrito master race?
Bars or Pubs?
Am i making you hungry?
Bye?
Hello?

 

[AlanJohn]

Do you like tacos? No.
The question above is false. Ok
The question about is also false. wat
Both questions are invalid. :unsure;
Do you like waffles? Yes.
Do you like Chicken and Waffles? Yes
What is you favorite waffle? Blue Waffle.
Do you like pancakes? Yes.
Taco master race? Burrito master race? I never ate any of those.
Bars or Pubs? Pubs.
Am i making you hungry?Yes.
Bye? Hello!
Hello? Bye...?

 

[raystriker]

Hey
So how's it goin'?
Nice sig.
Why do you like Blue Waffles?
X or Y?
The line below is false
The line above is false
Both lines are invalid?
Favorite Pokemon game?

 

[PolloDiablo]

Can I ask you about Loom™?

 

[Wolvenreign]

Knock knock, who's there?

If given the chance, would you transcend your humanity?

Why do the good die in butterscotch pudding?

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Why do I hate love you so much?

 

[Attila13]

Hey!
Buy me a beer?
Will you drink a beer with me?
Dop you like the music I share on the site?
Will you edit more of my pics like you did before?
If I go to Ukraine will you show me your city?
Would you tech me Ukrainian?
If you'd come here would you like me to show you the city?
Would you like me to teach you my languages what I speak here?
Favorite animal?
Do you own an animal?
Favorite drink?
Favorite food?
Favorite junk food?
Favorite snack?
Favorite midnight snack?
Favorite Horror movie?
Favorite Horror character?
Were you punished for editing Toni's pic with his GF?
Ban me?
UnBan me?
Minecraft?
Spicy vs Bitter vs Sour vs Sweet?
COD vs BF vs CS?
GTA vs SR?
AC vs Hitman?
Home Theater or HTPC?
PC vs Laptop?
Apple vs Android?
Windows vs OSX vs Linux?
Motion control vs Physical control?
LED vs LCD vs Plasma vs CRT?
Did I annoy you yet?
Hate me naow?
Hotel vs Motel?
Favorite activity?
Most hated thing in your life?
1.0 vs 2.0 vs 2.1 vs 5.1 vs 7.1 vs 8.1 vs Headphones?
IGPU vs GPU?
Digital vs Physical (media)?
E-Book vs Book?
Pessimist vs Optimist vs Realist?
Kids in the future?
Will you answer more of my questions in the future?
Say goodbye?

Spoiler: Really goodbye?

OK then!
Goodbye!