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[CoolMe]

Don't give yourself haemorrhoids pushing too hard, the shit is either coming out or it isn't.

shitty advice but i'll take it

 

[CoolMe]

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命里有时终须有
命里无时莫强求

If you are fated to have it, in the end you will have it
If you are not fated to have it, don't force it

In sometimes the life ultimately doesn't have its demands like for instance lola bunny as precious wife, countless jack jizzrabbits etc nowadays..

 

[JuanMena]

 

[impeeza]

A local farmer tired of their chickens get run over on the road, found the solution: security vests!!!

Do you imagine the scare when you see a lot of brilliant lines heading towards you?!!

 

[JuanMena]

Death Mountain in NEW The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time Remastered HD Deluxe Nintendo Switch 2 Definitive Edition with New Controls 4K

 

[Marlboro_]

 

[x65943]

 

[JuanMena]

Pffft... lol!
#CancelToyStory

 

[Nakamichi]

shitty advice but i'll take it

@hippy dave isnt QUITE right, there are super simple things you CAN do to make things flow more easily, but just sitting for a long time IS a bad idea and WILL give you haemorrhoids.

Things that provably work:
1. Gently rocking back and forth
2. resting your feet on a small footstool to bend your knees a little

 

[impeeza]

Pffft... lol!
#CancelToyStory

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nah that only happen to mental ill persons, or the other type of mental ill the ones attached to the alphabet's saint inquisition.

 

[JuanMena]

nah that only happen to mental ill persons, or the other type of mental ill the ones attached to the alphabet's saint inquisition.

Kidding you not... how bad do you have to be to "realize" that in a kid's movide from the 90's?
Is like they are specifically attributting/transferring those ideas and prejudgements onto anything, anyone and everything they consume.

What a sad existence.

 

[CoolMe]

@hippy dave isnt QUITE right, there are super simple things you CAN do to make things flow more easily, but just sitting for a long time IS a bad idea and WILL give you haemorrhoids.

Things that provably work:
1. Gently rocking back and forth
2. resting your feet on a small footstool to bend your knees a little

i wasn't being serious.. as for the footstool tip, i thought that's a must?
fwiw as a person who's dealt with alot constipation, i have my *effective* methods

 

[Nakamichi]

i wasn't being serious.. as for the footstool tip, i thought that's a must?
fwiw as a person who's dealt with alot constipation, i have my *effective* methods

Good! Colon health for men rarely gets the attention it deserves!
Protect your colon people!
... thats where our G-spot is!

 

[plasturion]

 

[K3Nv4]

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Well I hate you so...