Erect penis vs hydraulic press

[sexually_inactive]

Would you like to risk your penis for the advancement of science?

 

[JuanMena]

Would you like to risk your penis for the advancement of science?

I've definitely seen it in Pain Olympics before, not as amusing as pushing my erected member between your mom's hydraulic press.

 

[Veho]

Hell no. Science is a plot by big science to get you to buy more science.

 

[Deleted member 716285]

This is like Aperture Science bullshit.

 

[hippy dave]

This is like Aperture Science bullshit.

You mean there could be cake?!

 

[AncientBoi]

You mean there could be cake?!

And and

 

[K3Nv4]

And and

In your case meat between buns

 

[Deleted member 716285]

You mean there could be cake?!

you will be baked and then cake will be served

 

[MPRTwice]

I'd prefer the hydraulic press to the pen Integrated Software. So how can one risk pen integrated software if they would rather not bother?

 

[x65943]

"Sexually inactive"

Why don't you do it? Lord knows you're not getting any use out of it

 

[Flerk65]

How much money? lol

 

[Veho]

How much money? lol

Three fifty.

 

[K3Nv4]

How much money? lol

Some people's kinks are free.

 

[SylverReZ]

Three fifty.

Tree fiddy.

 

[AncientBoi]

Tree fiddy.

Twee fiddy

 

[CoolMe]

You mean there could be cake?!

with erect penises there can be only bukkake

 

[Veho]

Tree fiddy.

Three tiddy?

 

[Veho]

 

[CoolMe]

Three tiddy?

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why not have 4 at that point (2 below the natty ones)? atleast it'll be abit pleasing to the eye..

 

[Veho]

why not have 4 at that point (2 below the natty ones)? atleast it'll be abit pleasing to the eye..

Dunno, ask the writers of Total Recall, and/or Douglas Adams. Eccentrica Galumbitis and all that.