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So... "UFOs Congress Hearings" says that the United States of Murica has been reverse engineering UFO tech for over 80 years, and that they've found non human biological remains at crash sites?

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE...
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YOU MOFOS TELLING ME, THAT AN "ALIEN" SPECIES, FAR ADVANCED THAN US HUMANS IN TECH, SCIENCE AND INTELLIGENCE, CAPABLE OF INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL FOR CENTURIES... A HIGHLY EVOLVED SPECIES... CAN'T FUCKING LAND THEIR SHIPS SAFELY!?

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in past 2000 years we lived on the wild plain in calm peace as god wanted, since people trusted too much for human progress, in fact aliens did all the job for them right over the curtain. Do you really think that human being could ever discover something like semiconductor? get real

welcome in 21st century, don't trust your neighbour
 
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JuanMena said:
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE...YOU MOFOS TELLING ME, THAT AN "ALIEN" SPECIES, FAR ADVANCED THAN US HUMANS IN TECH, SCIENCE AND INTELLIGENCE, CAPABLE OF INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL FOR CENTURIES... A HIGHLY EVOLVED SPECIES... CAN'T FUCKING LAND THEIR SHIPS SAFELY!?
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They werd facepalming so hard at what the humans were doing, they forgot to steer.

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No... because usually, semiconductors are not found in plain soil or buried underground.
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Dude, silicon is literally plain soil.
 
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i just came in peace again. fouth time today.
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Dude, silicon is literally plain soil.
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Yes, but you don't find that silicon turned into electronic components, do you?
Hence, not discovered but invented.

Makes more sense than "dude, Aliens came and gave me a transistor".
 
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Veho said:
You said "semiconductors", not "electronic components" and silicon is a semiconductor. :tpi:
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A poorly one in it's natural state if I recall correctly.
Stop it Veho, get sum halp.
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No, they come in full (no throbbing) :mellow:
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No, you!
 
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They dont come in peace...
They come to piss... Us off
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Btw, i heard of a reason we didnt see any alien land here on earth
They travel through space, arrive here and do a quick check and notice something very important. We cannot travel big distance through space. They then just leave because "we are not important, we cannot even travel through space"
So in short, we have nothing of value for them
 
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JuanMena said:
So... "UFOs Congress Hearings" says that the United States of Murica has been reverse engineering UFO tech for over 80 years, and that they've found non human biological remains at crash sites?

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE...
lisa-marie-mars-attacks.gif


YOU MOFOS TELLING ME, THAT AN "ALIEN" SPECIES, FAR ADVANCED THAN US HUMANS IN TECH, SCIENCE AND INTELLIGENCE, CAPABLE OF INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL FOR CENTURIES... A HIGHLY EVOLVED SPECIES... CAN'T FUCKING LAND THEIR SHIPS SAFELY!?

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yes, that exactly what they are telling us.

by the way an advanced intelligence capable to travel inter-planetary will not be captured period.

About what mess are trying to make us to look in to another place?
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We found "no human remains", can be:
  • Machinery debris.
  • Animals remains.
  • Vegetable remains.
  • Minerals.
  • etc.
 
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About what mess are trying to make us to look in to another place?
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Their economy is currently collapsing. US Dollar is getting very low in value.
Last week, here in Mexico, a dollar was worth $22mxn, today is worth $15.

So I guess they're going to indeed do something.

Maybe attack Russia to boost their dollar?

I don't know, but certainly, it's sketchy.
 

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