How an ice badger got its groove back

I wasn't always #1 at everything. There was a time when I only got an A on my Calculus final. That made me a little depressed for a while.
I mean, if I don't make everyone else look bad by comparison, then what is even the point?

That all changed when I learned how to breakdance and saved the community center from being demolished.

I later turned it into a worship center where people would come to sing praises to me and bring offerings of their life savings, which I gladly accepted.

Now I got my groove back, and my Calculus professor is an igloo.

Ah... so nice to see justice served.
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Ah, so it seems I win without effort.
You thus owe me your soul, 2 oranges, worshiping me as God and king, creating macaroni pictures and soap sculptures of your failure, letting Mr. Esquire sleep on your couch, loss of subjective time, and living your life as only a mortal.
 
Hmph. Who do you take me for?
I have all versions of all games that ever were or ever will be. You just have to explain the rules
 
You're referencing The Game. The rule is to not speak/think of the game. If you do, you must announce aloud that you've lost the game.
 
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