Chapter One: I am born

It was a hot winter's day in a flagpole (I believe it was July) when my motherfather split into two and so I was borne.

Since the time of my birthing, I excelled at anything and everything. I was barely a year old when I discovered cold fusion, and promptly destroyed all evidence of it.

At five, I discovered the meaning of life, and the true secret of creation. But you don't want to hear about THAT.

People always said "oh, you're so great and perfect and wonderful".
Pffh, tell me something I don't know.

It was on the eve of the 39 and a half thousandth day since my birth when I discovered my greatness should be witnessed by the world.

And so, the begunning of my adventures had beganned...

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