From the review:
"Rubber banding and fixed races are still an integral part of every course,"
What a load of shit. I remember lapping opponents in previous MK titles. Does this genius understand what rubber banding is ? That is a god damn lie. This alone obliterates this guy's credibility entirely.
"Even series like Dynasty Warriors and Madden boast fresher features with each iteration than those found in Mario Kart 7,"
WHAT A LOAD, Dynasty Warriors doesn't change SHIT, this guy is just being a dick (from my understanding, Madden does have significant "fresher features" every so often so I won't speak on that)
"You also can't quit out of the game during a certain point in matchmaking, instead having to turn the entire 3DS off if you want to stop. Which is convenient."
Well no shit asshole, that will discourage rage quitters OBVIOUSLY. Oh, I guess that's a bad thing in this idiot's brain.
Under his bio: "Likes PS2, iPod Touch, Silent Hill 2, Metal Gear Solid, Dynasty Warriors 3"
WHAT A GOON, he jerks off over fucking DYNASTY WARRIORS ? ? ? ? ? That series redefines "retread." And this guy redefines "retard."