Guild's Flamebait News That Isn't Posted Thread

[Gahars]

http://gimmegimmegames.com/2013/10/...t-week-sale-japan-worst-debut-series-history/

Wind Waker HD released on September 26th in Japan and Media Create is reporting that during the tracking week of September 23rd through September 29th the game only sold 30k copies.

How bad is that? That is less than all of the NES Zelda remakes for the Game Boy Advance. Yes, that means it sold less in its first week than Zelda II: The Adventure of Link for the GBA.

WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?

 

[Veho]

Media Create is reporting that during the tracking week of September 23rd through September 29th the game sold 30k copies.

Are you saying every WiiU owner in Japan bought one?

 

[FAST6191]

Are you saying every WiiU owner in Japan bought one?

I am not sure I want to trust an engineer that is that bad at maths Veho -- every wii U owner in Japan probably bought two.

 

[Foxi4]

http://gimmegimmegames.com/2013/10/...t-week-sale-japan-worst-debut-series-history/
WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?

It's hardly a debut, it's an 11-year-old game.

"The Japanese can't wait to be bored in HD!" ;O;

 

[Gahars]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/128595-Iwata-Nintendo-Isnt-Afraid-of-Failure

Iwata: Nintendo Isn't Afraid of Failure

*Insert easy Wii U jab here to offend the easily offended*

 

[The Milkman]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/128595-Iwata-Nintendo-Isnt-Afraid-of-Failure



*Insert easy Wii U jab here to offend the easily offended*

FUCK YOU GAHARS! I'M OFFENDED.

 

[Veho]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/128595-Iwata-Nintendo-Isnt-Afraid-of-Failure

Interesting how "we aren't afraid to take chances" can be quoted as "we are resigned to our imminent doom ;O; ".

FUCK YOU GAHARS! I'M OFFENDED.

tl;dr: NUTS TO YOU, MILKMAN

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Spoiler

Isn't that also a whine? His words don't have any purpose, other than to express his discontent, just like the people he's complaining about.
Not sure why I posted this... someone might've found the irony amusing or something... >_>;

 

[Gahars]

http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2013-10-16-ubisoft-shares-plunge-20-percent

Now that's what I call a Ubi-soft landing.

Waka waka!

 

[Veho]

Doomed ;O;

 

[Gahars]

http://www.novacrystallis.com/2013/...l-fantasy-committee-to-ensure-series-quality/

"Don't call it a grave, it's the future you made for yourself."

On that topic, somewhat...

Spoiler: FF XIII-2

 

[GameWinner]

Toriyama is on the committee. Lightning confirmed for FFXV!!

 

[Gahars]

Nintendo Says Online Multiplayer Is "Not A Focus This Time"

>Implying it was ever a focus
>Implying Nintendo still doesn't think that online gaming is a fad that will just blow over
>Implying Nintendo knows what the internet is

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Nintendo Says Online Multiplayer Is "Not A Focus This Time"

>Implying they were ever a focus
>Implying Nintendo still doesn't think that online gaming is a fad that will just blow over
>Implying Nintendo knows what the internet is

Nintendo: Insisting you tell your friends you fucked their mothers in person™

 

[raulpica]

Nintendo: Insisting you tell your friends you fucked their mothers in person™

Just like ol' times. Nintendo is for REALZ

 

[Gahars]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=704641



Sure, the Twitter circlejerking ("We're sworn to secrecy, but you have to beliebe us!") is pretty dumb, but hey, I love me some drama. This is gonna get real good, real fast.

 

[GameWinner]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=706403&page=1
Titanfall exclusive to Xbox One/360/PC thanks to a deal EA maybe without Respawn knowing until recently.
Would've been a lot of "DIE EA!" posts.

 

[Gahars]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=706403&page=1
Titanfall exclusive to Xbox One/360/PC thanks to a deal EA maybe without Respawn knowing until recently.
Would've been a lot of "DIE EA!" posts.

Eh, if Mass Effect could find its way over to PS3 despite being published by Microsoft, anything's possible.

Who cares about Titanfall? I like to call it "Titanfail" because of how boring it is. It's just like Call of Duty, which I like to call "Call of Boring" because of how boring it is.

 

[Foxi4]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=706403&page=1
Titanfall exclusive to Xbox One/360/PC thanks to a deal EA maybe without Respawn knowing until recently.
Would've been a lot of "DIE EA!" posts.

inb4AFarSuperiorReleaseMeaningTitanfallGOTYEditionAvailableOnPS3/PS4/iOS/Android/Toasters

No Wii U release. I mean, c'mon.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=706403&page=1
Titanfall exclusive to Xbox One/360/PC thanks to a deal EA maybe without Respawn knowing until recently.
Would've been a lot of "DIE EA!" posts.

I don't get it, what's so bad about this? PC MASTER RACE KTHXBAI ;O;O;O;O;O;