Your name is Bond.

[Blue Protoman]

Take it from his pockets

You take the shiny object from the man's pocket. It's a key! You place it in your handcuffs. It fits perfectly!

Objective Complete!
-Break free of your handcuffs.

Oddjob has seen you break loose. He returns to fight you. You are unarmed; good luck.

New Objective!
-Defeat Oddjob.

Objectives:
-Disarm the bomb.
-Defeat Oddjob.

The bomb will go off in four minutes and ten seconds. What will you do now?

 

[Deleted_171835]

Fight with Oddjob.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Fight with Oddjob.

You run up to Oddjob and punch him in the face. Nothing. Again in the chest. No luck. You kick him in the balls. He just smiles. Oddjob appears to be as tough as a rock. Hand-to-hand combat is not an option. You'll have to get creative. He picks you up and tosses you across the room. As you get up, Oddjob takes off his hat and tosses it at you. You manage to dodge. The hat cuts an electrical wire and lands at your feet. By the sound the hat makes on impact, you determine that it's made of metal.

Objectives:
-Disarm the bomb.
-Defeat Oddjob.

The bomb will go off in three and a half minutes. What will you do now?

 

[fgghjjkll]

look around the area but try keep an eye on oddjob. We might find some materials that can be useful. (is the wall made of plaser/wood/paper etc? If it is, push that metal oddjob through the wall and RUN AND DISARM THE BOMB!

 

[Deleted-171178]

Attempt to throw gold at him.

 

[Deleted_171835]

Pick up Oddjob's hat and throw it

 

[Blue Protoman]

Remember, first come first serve.

look around the area but try keep an eye on oddjob. We might find some materials that can be useful. (is the wall made of plaser/wood/paper etc? If it is, push that metal oddjob through the wall and RUN AND DISARM THE BOMB!

You look around. Items of importance include metal walls, Oddjob's metal hat, piles and piles of gold bars, and a broken electrical wire. It looks like it's still going; you see sparks flying out of the wire.

Objectives:
-Disarm the bomb.
-Defeat Oddjob.

The bomb will go off in three minutes and fifteen seconds. What will you do now?

 

[Deleted-171178]

PICK UP ODDJOBS HAT AND THROW IT AT THE BOMB

 

[Blue Protoman]

PICK UP ODDJOBS HAT AND THROW IT AT THE BOMB

You pick up Oddjob's hat and toss it at the bomb. It bounces off, but nothing more; the bomb is well-armored. Oddjob picks up his hat and prepares toss it at you again.

Objectives:
-Disarm the bomb.
-Defeat Oddjob.

The bomb will go off in three minutes and five seconds. What will you do now?

 

[fgghjjkll]

Prepare yourself to catch the hat. Throw it back.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Prepare yourself to catch the hat. Throw it back.

You position yourself to catch the hat. The hat's a lot harder than it looks, though; when you try to catch it, you injure your left hand. Good thing you're right-handed. You pick it up and toss it at Oddjob. He ducks out of the way. The hat gets stuck between two metal bars. Oddjob walks over to collect it. The hat seems to be stuck; it won't come out. Oddjob's vulnerable! Now's your chance to strike!

Objectives:
-Disarm the bomb.
-Defeat Oddjob.

The bomb will go off in two minutes and forty-five seconds. What will you do now?

 

[Blue Protoman]

I will think of naked women so I get a boner, and hit Oddjob on the head with it very hard.
This will defeat him and take less than a minute... hey, 00 agents have to be prepared for everything and make use of any weapon they can get.
I would then run over to the bomb and disarm it.

QUOTE1. All choices must be serious. Stupid replies (e.g., "Dig to China with your ears") will be acknowledged, but rejected.

 

[haflore]

Quickly press the wire to the metal bars and shock Oddjob.

 

[Deleted_171835]

I will think of naked women so I get a boner, and hit Oddjob on the head with it very hard.
This will defeat him and take less than a minute... hey, 00 agents have to be prepared for everything and make use of any weapon they can get.
I would then run over to the bomb and disarm it.

You're more horny than I thought!

 

[Blue Protoman]

Quickly press the wire to the metal bars and shock Oddjob.

You run up and grab the exposed wire, being careful not to touch the copper. You jab the wire onto the metal bars. Since Oddjob's hat conducts electricity, he is hit by the shock. Oddjob violently shakes in place. After a moment, he collapses. Success!

Objective complete!
-Defeat Oddjob.

You run over to the bomb. On the outside, there is only a timer and a lock; you'll have to break the lock to open the bomb.

New objective!
-Break the lock on the bomb.

Objectives:
-Break the lock on the bomb.
-Disarm the bomb.

The bomb will go off in two minutes and five seconds. What will you do now?

 

[Deleted_171835]

Force the lock by hammering it with the gold bars

 

[Blue Protoman]

Force the lock by hammering it with the gold bars

You take two gold bars and start smashing the lock. It takes time, but you succeed!

Objective Complete!
-Break the lock on the bomb.

You open the bomb. Uh-oh. The inside is extremely complicated. There are moving parts, wires, and switches everywhere. One false move could set it off early. Remember, this is a dirty bomb; it's basically a nuclear bomb mixed with common explosives, usually as the trigger.

Objectives:
-Disarm the bomb.

The bomb will go off in forty-five seconds. What will you do now?

 

[iYoshi-]

punch the bomb and run away in slow motion as it blows up

 

[fgghjjkll]

Great. Now we're dead.

 

[Deleted_171835]

Try to randomly yank out a bunch of the cables