Your name is Bond.

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Apr 1, 2010

Your name is Bond. by Blue Protoman at 6:43 AM (8,937 Views / 0 Likes) 198 replies

  1. Blue Protoman
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    You are secret agent James Bond 007. You work for the British government as a spy for MI6. These are the rules of this text adventure;

    1. All choices must be serious. Stupid replies (e.g., "Dig to China with your ears") will be acknowledged, but rejected. The first person to post a serious action after my post will have their action done. If you get ninja'd, tough luck.
    2. Unlike some other text adventures, there is a definite end. This game will end when you either complete your mission successfully, fail, or die. You are given two continues for if you fail or die.

    The game has ended. For the next game, go here.
    http://gbatemp.net/t223883-half-of-everything-is-luck



    The game starts now.

    Objective: None yet.
    You are vacationing at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami, Florida. You see a familiar face in the distance. It's your friend from the CIA, Felix Leiter. He has a message for you from M.

    New Objective: Keep an eye on Goldfinger.
    You are unsure of what Goldfinger looks like. All you know is that he is currently here. What will you do now?
     


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    Wear 20 MR T medallions and walk around, waiting for somebody to comment.
     
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    find a mirror, look in mirror, find out which James Bond you are
     
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    You're Sean Connery. Remember, this is Goldfinger; the year is 1964.
     
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    Check my suitcase for useful surveillance equipment and gadgets.
     
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    ...That was serious.
     
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    "Blue Protoman"

    *Looks at own avatar*
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    Check your suitcase for an AK47. Sneak around the hotel looking for clues without being seen with the gun.
     
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    You do not have anything with you except your bathing shorts and towel; you are at the hotel's pool. (I should've mentioned that earlier, but meh.) Even if you did, Q has not given you anything since your last mission a year ago. What will you do now?
     
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    Seduce attendant at front desk of hotel and get a list of people staying at the hotel. Check with Leiter to see if any of the names might match.
     
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    You put on your shirt and walk over to the hotel receptionist. You seduce her into giving you the list of people staying at the hotel; this isn't necessary, though, for she would have done so anyway. You see Goldfinger's room number next to his name. You walk back to the pool to look for Felix, to check if the names match.

    "Well, of course they'd match, Bond, I gave you the name of the guy you're looking for. You DID get his hotel room number, though. That could be useful. Speaking of Goldfinger, he's right over there, playing gin rummy with someone." He points to a table. You see this man;

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    You notice that he is wearing small earphones, and pauses a bit before he makes his move. Could he be cheating?

    New Objective: Check out Goldfinger's game. See if he is cheating.

    Objectives:
    -Keep an eye on Goldfinger.
    -Check out Goldfinger's game. See if he is cheating.


    What will you do now?
     
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    go to the nearest bar and get a martini

    shaken, not stirred.
     
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    You consider going to the hotel bar and getting a martini. Now's not the time for that, though. You need to focus on the task at hand.

    Objectives:
    -Keep an eye on Goldfinger.
    -Check out Goldfinger's game. See if he is cheating.


    What will you do now?
     
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    You attempt to sneak into security's main office to view the camera in Goldfinger's room.
     
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    You decide to try and sneak into the security room and see what's going on in Goldfinger's room. However, that would be pointless; there are no security cameras in hotel rooms. There are only cameras in the halls and on the outside.

    Objectives:
    -Keep an eye on Goldfinger.
    -Check out Goldfinger's game. See if he is cheating.


    What will you do now?
     
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    You pretend to be the janitor to enter Goldfinger's room.
     
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    You walk inside and head for a supply closet. You put on a janitor's uniform and take a master key. You walk into Goldfinger's room. You see a young, blond woman with a telescope and a radio, reading out the opponent's cards. She hears you enter and gasps in shock.

    Objective Complete!
    -Check out Goldfinger's game. See if he is cheating.


    Objectives:
    -Keep an eye on Goldfinger


    Think quickly! What will you do now?
     
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    RAPE HER

    Seduce her, and then invite her back to your room, and try to gather information.
     
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    You attempt to seduce the woman into coming back to your room. You don't even need to go that far. You say something to her, and she's fallen for you right here. Her name is Jill Masterson. She tells you that that she is being paid to help Goldfinger cheat. She does not know anything about his business. Now you just need to get Goldfinger to stop cheating. Remember, there is a radio in the room, so you can communicate with him using that.

    New Objective: Stop Goldfinger's cheating and get him to lose the game.

    Objectives:
    -Keep an eye on Goldfinger
    -Stop Goldfinger's cheating and get him to lose the game.


    What will you do now?
     

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