Your name is Bond.

[Blue Protoman]

Get back into the car and drive back to the hotel to contact MI6.

You make a made dash for your car. The Fountainbleu hotel is in Miami; you're not even in North America right now. Unfortunately, two guards tackle you down. You are bound, gagged, and blindfolded. You can't see where you're being taken. A minute later, the blindfold is removed. You are on a table, your limbs attached to it with metal cuffs. You are not strong enough to break free. There is a strange device above you. Goldfinger is to your right. He tells you this;

I am a very powerful man, Mr. Bond. I have big ambitions. I don't like when people get in the way of them. And you just did. Anyone who interferes with me will be eliminated, especially when I am this close.

He points up to the strange device.

QUOTE

This is an industrial-strength laser. Fairly new technology. This device is strong enough to burn a hole in the moon from here. As soon as I press that button over there, the laser will turn on and begin cutting this solid gold table in half, eventually killing you slowly. Very, very slowly. Any last words?

You are not capable of breaking out of the metal cuffs. Your only means of escape is to convince him that you are worth sparing. Better hurry. You have one minute.

New Objective!
-Convince Goldfinger to let you go.

Objectives:
-Convince Goldfinger to let you go.

 

[Deleted-171178]

Ponder why the laser is strong enough to cut a hole in the moon yet not strong enough to cut a hole in the earth.
And then have a long pray.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Ponder why the laser is strong enough to cut a hole in the moon yet not strong enough to cut a hole in the earth.
And then have a long pray.

You wonder why the laser isn't burning a hole through the Earth; probably because the ground's too thick, but as you're unfamiliar with lasers, you can't tell. You refuse to give up hope. 55 seconds remain.

Objectives:
-Convince Goldfinger to let you go.

What will you say to him?

 

[Deleted-171178]

"I'll give you a BJ if you release me."

 

[Blue Protoman]

"I'll give you a BJ if you release me."

QUOTEAll choices must be serious. Stupid replies (e.g., "Dig to China with your ears") will be acknowledged, but rejected. The first person to post a serious action after my post will have their action done. If you get ninja'd, tough luck.

 

[Deleted_171835]

Trick Goldfinger into thinking that the British Intelligence knows about Grand Slam.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Trick Goldfinger into thinking that the British Intelligence knows about Grand Slam.

You tell Goldfinger that MI6 knows about Grand Slam, and that 008 will stop him if you don't. Goldfinger shuts off the laser. He has a devilish smile on his face.

QUOTEWell, then. I guess they'll be happy to know how well you're doing.

Goldfinger takes out a gun, walks up to you, and holds it up to your forearm. He pulls the trigger. You are knocked unconscious by the tranquilizer.

Objective Complete!
-Convince Goldfinger to let you go.

You wake up on an airplane. There is a woman in front of you. You have no idea where exactly you are.

New Objective!
-Find out what's going on.

Objectives:
-Find out what's going on.

What will you do now?

 

[Deleted_171835]

Ask the woman where the plane is heading.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Ask the woman where the plane is heading.

You ask the woman where you are headed. She says that you are being taken to Goldfinger's stud farm in Kentucky. Goldfinger has gone ahead; on the plane, there is only you, the girl, and the pilot. You will be landing in ten minutes.

Objective Complete!
-Find out what's going on.

Objectives:
-None currently.

What will you do now?

 

[Deleted-171178]

Ask her name.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Ask her name.

You ask the woman's name. She says her name is Mei-Lei. (Thanks, Wikipedia.)
Objectives:
-None currently.

The plane lands in six minutes. What will you do now?

 

[Deleted_171835]

Ask why you are being taken to Goldfinger's stud farm.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Ask why you are being taken to Goldfinger's stud farm.

You ask why Goldfinger spared you and why you're being taken to his stud farm. The woman tells you that she was specifically instructed not to reveal that to you. She can only tell you that "you'll find out".

Objectives:
-None currently.

The plane will land in three minutes. What will you do now?

 

[fgghjjkll]

Knock the girl out and take her supplies. Find a parachute and jump out of the plane!

 

[Blue Protoman]

Knock the girl out and take her supplies. Find a parachute and jump out of the plane!

You overpower Mei-Lei and knocker her out. She does not have anything for you to take. You check around for a parachute. No luck. You look in the cockpit. The pilot is a woman. She introduces herself as Pussy Galore. She looks back in the cabin.

PussyTsk, tsk. Shame on you, beating up an unarmed woman. Nothing I can do for now; Goldfinger'll take care of you very soon.

She lands the plane. You are escorted out. Three guards walk over and surround you, while a fourth handcuffs you. You are taken into the basement. Goldfinger seems to have planned in advance; there's a single prison cell that appears to have been made especially for you. The guards close the door and lock it. One of them remains outside the door to watch you. He is armed. Items of importance include a window (with metal bars) and a wooden bench.

New Objectives!
-Escape your cell.
-Find out what Goldfinger is doing.

Objectives:
-Escape your cell.
-Find out what Goldfinger is doing.

What will you do now?

 

[fgghjjkll]

Get some wood from wooden bench and make a makeshift hitting stick and big long chopsticks. Knock the guard out, use long chopsticks to get the key and unlock the door. Examine the knocked out guard's body for useful items and weapons. Oh, Also try get a mobile phone too...

 

[Deleted-171178]

You overpower Mei-Lei and knocker her out. She does not have anything for you to take. You check around for a parachute. No luck. You look in the cockpit. The pilot is a woman. She introduces herself as Pussy Galore. She looks back in the cabin.

Wonder how I got to know her name.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Wonder how I got to know her name.

I made a change because I had trouble finding her name at first, then I found it after I posted. Sorry for the confusion.

QUOTEGet some wood from wooden bench and make a makeshift hitting stick and big long chopsticks. Knock the guard out, use long chopsticks to get the key and unlock the door. Examine the knocked out guard's body for useful items and weapons. Oh, Also try get a mobile phone too...

You try to remove some of the wood from the bench; no luck. It's too dense and heavy for you to move. You're a spy, not a bodybuilder.

Objectives:
-Escape your cell.
-Find out what Goldfinger is doing.

 

[Deleted-171178]

Do some sit ups.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Do some sit ups.

You do some sit-ups on the ground. They didn't really help you with anything. Remember, there's an armed guard outside your cell.

Objectives:
-Escape your cell.
-Find out what Goldfinger is doing.