Gaming worst ds game ever?

Bienvenue chez les ch'tis is pure shit.
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Scored 1/20 on jeuxvideo.com
 
Rainbow Islands Revolution. A textbook example of developers shoehorning well-established gameplay mechanics into a new mould without stopping to think if it's appropriate: in other words, just because they could use the touchscreen didn't mean they should have. A classic arcade game that required pixel-perfect positioning and sharp reactions was transformed into a barely-playable mess where you scrawled misshapen rainbows on the screen that singularly failed to act as effective weapons, traps or platforms like their button-generated predecessors. Horrible, horrible, horrible, and a massive disappointment.
 
Hehe Moo said:
xalphax said:
just too many to choose from.

but did you know that in a parallel universe our sucky games are the good ones and the bad ones there are even worse?

... I hope you know what you're talking about. I would assume that sucky is the SAME as bad...?

i suggest you read it again.
 
Obviously any game being ported from another system will always kick ass, the person saying 'Chrono Trigger' sucks never played that game (I hadn't either) or is one of those FF fans which I do play but its kind of generic all the way through.

To me I have to say NDS games that never saw the light of day, like Samatha Oops that DS game where it looks like two dudes cross-dressing! That game is horrid and I can't believe Nintendo even gave them the permission to release that game!
 
I dont understand why Burnout has been mentioned. I thought the DS version of burnout was pretty decent, good graphics and framerate. It was most enjoyable.

I personaly dont mind the fact that there are a hell of a lot of games on the DS that I personaly think are naff. At least it means that the DS has a huge user base and that it has a hell of a lot of life left in it. All those imagine games and pet games increase the user base to possibly extra hundreds of thousands of users. Meaning the DS is a very viable platform to develop on.

Just look at how many PSP releases there are. And how many of them are any good?

The DS has got an excellent variety and a constant stream of games to suit everyone.

I have been away from my DS for a while, and in one sitting managed to get some brilliant new games such as Need for Speed Undercover, Shaun White, Trackmania, populous, call of duty, exit ds, endwar, skate it, metal slug 7. Going to be busy tonight
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halljames said:
I dont understand why Burnout has been mentioned. I thought the DS version of burnout was pretty decent, good graphics and framerate. It was most enjoyable.
The controls were just horrible though.
 
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Without a doubt, the most worthless DS game. Ping Pals was a display of what Pictochat should have been, but total garbage as a retail video game.
 
Jax said:
Any DSI and ZOO games, and Ubisoft shovelware (Imagine games).

Command & Destroy isn't that bad. The passwords suck, but the rest of the game is just fine. People are far too hard on that game cause it's easy to hate DSI (90% of their stuff is garbage after all). Make it further than the title screen or first mission (BORING) and you'll find it's a competently made C&C clone.

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alvisto said:
da_head said:
anything that ends with a "z"

LMAO. I just discovered recently that there are really a lot of shitty "z" games out there...

Yes, Z is the new X or eXtreme. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you're too young to care.

QUOTE(halljames @ Nov 25 2008, 01:02 PM)
I dont understand why Burnout has been mentioned. I thought the DS version of burnout was pretty decent, good graphics and framerate. It was most enjoyable.

I personaly dont mind the fact that there are a hell of a lot of games on the DS that I personaly think are naff. At least it means that the DS has a huge user base and that it has a hell of a lot of life left in it. All those imagine games and pet games increase the user base to possibly extra hundreds of thousands of users. Meaning the DS is a very viable platform to develop on.

Just look at how many PSP releases there are. And how many of them are any good?

The DS has got an excellent variety and a constant stream of games to suit everyone.

I have been away from my DS for a while, and in one sitting managed to get some brilliant new games such as Need for Speed Undercover, Shaun White, Trackmania, populous, call of duty, exit ds, endwar, skate it, metal slug 7. Going to be busy tonight
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Burnout gets picked on rightfully for being pretty damned buggy. Often times AI would clip through scenery, you would occasionally crash for no reason, basically it was a shoddy, rushed port. Now saying that, it is also quite a bit of fun. But I do think the main reason it gets picked on is that it's a a poor version of an excellent series. There was no love put into Burnout for the DS and it shows.
 
Starwars - The Force Unleashed(abbreviated STFU). This game lasts a mere 4:50 hours to complete and is full of bugs such as Force Pushing an enemy through the wall and then being unable to advance cause you have to kill all of em, and ass-repetitive gameplay where by alternating 2-3 icons on the touchscreen you can beat anything including the final boss. What a miserable load of shit.
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