Why does Bortz hate English Muffins?

[Muffins]

It's a quite serious question, and one that demands an answer.

He's willing to lock an entire thread because he cannot fathom that someone would rather have a large number of muffins rather than a car, so why not an explanation?

Ten thousand muffins, or a car?

Which would you pick?

I know what my answer would be.

 

[mgrev]

if you said your answer was muffins, this thread would be locked before creation

 

[CIAwesome526]

MUFFINS!!!!!!!!11

 

[NintendU_the_great]

nevermind...

 

[Muffins]

yuck

more like PIZZAAAAS!

I don't know if Bortz hates pizza. I just know he has something against muffins. Tender, juicy, buttery muffins...

 

[BurningDesire]

I like dirt bomb muffins. Those things are the bomb

 

[Muffins]

Like these?

http://www.food.com/recipe/dirt-bomb-muffins-217988

I am going to have to try them out.

 

[BurningDesire]

Like these?

http://www.food.com/recipe/dirt-bomb-muffins-217988

I am going to have to try them out.

Yes like those. I am surprised foodnetwork.com doesn't have any recipes. Definitely try em' out though.

 

[Jacklack3]

A car. You can just sell it for more muffins! Or...A MUFFIN CAR!