Why are we here?

[titen96]

[No message]

 

[Twiffles]

Evolution.

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

To mass reproduce.

 

[8BitWalugi]

Because you touch yourself at night.

 

[Depravo]

Because 'there' was already occupied.

 

[Snailface]

1. Because gravity holds us in place.
2. Our parents did things.
3. Aliens haven't found us yet.
4. We haven't found a way to reverse engineer IQ yet (getting there, though)
5. Because we're not there.

 

[Strider]

We are here, because you enabled the flow of power to your computer, booted up a operating system, started a browser, requested www.gbatemp.net, the dns server resolved your request, your browser requested www.gbatemp.net from the resolved IP and voila, here we are!

C'mon you know this is the right answer.

If you're looking for a religion-based answer, read the main book of a religion of your choice.
If you're looking for the scientific answer, we're still working on that!

 

[funem]

Because a mom and dad..... who love each other very much (or were drunk, or following.... you know, them urges) got together......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1HdyIuW7WY

 

[PriMieon]

Because we arent not here

 

[anonymourse]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BAM9fgV-ts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BAM9fgV-ts

 

[dewback]

for life universe and everything the answer is 42

 

[The Catboy]

Because Chuck Norris said so

 

[431unknown]

A bird came along shit on a log and there we were.

 

[Agjsdfd]

We are not THERE, so we are here

 

[Trollology]

Because anywhere else you go will be called "here".

 

[Hielkenator]

To be or not to be...that's the question.

What do you mean by here? I'm not there! I'm here!

( why did I answer in the first place? Because I was here....)

http://www.why-are-we-here.org/WhyAreWeHereWorkbookCover.jpg

 

[purechaos996]

Magnets.

 

[DigitalDeviant]

because we like gbatemp.

 

[Jamstruth]

Uhmmm.... 42?

 

[mechadylan]

1. Chance mutation.
2. Natural selection.
3. Repeat ad infinitum.