What is a pirate's favorite candy bar?

Domination

Well-Known Member
Member
Joined
Nov 28, 2008
Messages
4,127
Trophies
0
Age
29
Location
Your Mum
Website
www.facebook.com
XP
315
Country
Senegal
Can I download Marrrrrrs Barrrrrrs from limewire?
unsure.gif
 

Veho

The man who cried "Ni".
Former Staff
Joined
Apr 4, 2006
Messages
11,392
Trophies
3
Age
42
Location
Zagreb
XP
41,553
Country
Croatia
I would have expected "Bounty."


Two pirates walk into a barrrrrrr.


That is the joke.
 

PBC

What!? I can change this??
Member
Joined
Dec 3, 2006
Messages
590
Trophies
0
Age
39
Location
New York
Website
Visit site
XP
171
Country
United States
Am I the only one who thought it might be three musketeers? Even though they are historically not linked.

I mean 1000 grand might have been more realistic for a pirate to want. Every day is a Payday for pirates.

I'm kinda torn beTWIX the possible answers.

They might like that other candy too, umm can't think of what it is...whatchamacallit ...I'm gonna go ask my baby, ruth.

I was trying to type this but its hard typing with butterfingers, just keep asking myself which one would get the most snickers?


SKOR.
biggrin.gif
 

Brian117

Well-Known Member
Member
Joined
Oct 1, 2007
Messages
3,273
Trophies
1
Age
32
Location
Cleveland, OH
XP
695
Country
United States
Me: "I would like to order the Undersea World of Jacques Cousteau dinner please."
Pirate: "Arrrrrrrrr you sure?"

I thought this thread was pretty much fail, so why not post a fail post?
 

Site & Scene News

Popular threads in this forum

General chit-chat
Help Users
  • No one is chatting at the moment.
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    I'll reformat and have a 3tb raid0 m. 2 at least
    +1
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    Lmao that sold out fast
    +1
  • Veho @ Veho:
    Yeet the cat.
    +1
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    Good idea
    +1
  • The Real Jdbye @ The Real Jdbye:
    i thought everybody knew cocktails are like 75% ice
  • Veho @ Veho:
    Yeah but not like this.
  • Veho @ Veho:
    It's not like they're complaining that their Slurpee is 99% ice or something, but if the cocktail calls for "shot of vodka, shot of vermouth, shot of gin, shot of Campari, three shots of juice, squirt of lemon" and ends up being a thimbleful of booze, that's a problem.
  • The Real Jdbye @ The Real Jdbye:
    the funny thing is cocktails in norway are only allowed to have 1 20ml shot of booze
  • The Real Jdbye @ The Real Jdbye:
    so..... yeah
  • The Real Jdbye @ The Real Jdbye:
    we're used to only having a thimbleful of booze
  • Veho @ Veho:
    Booo.
  • The Real Jdbye @ The Real Jdbye:
    same thing if you want whisky on the rocks or something, you can't get a double
  • The Real Jdbye @ The Real Jdbye:
    but you could buy as many shots of whisky (or anything else) as you want and ask for a glass of ice and pour them in
  • The Real Jdbye @ The Real Jdbye:
    it's dumb
  • Veho @ Veho:
    Maybe.
  • Veho @ Veho:
    There was a comparison of the number of Ibuprofen poisonings before and after they limited the maximum dosage per box or per pill (i'll look that up). No limit on the number of boxes you can still buy as many as you want, so people argued it was pointless.
  • Veho @ Veho:
    But the number of (accidental) poisonings dropped because drinking an entire package of ibuprofen pills went from "I need a new liver" to "I need a new box of Ibuprofen".
  • Veho @ Veho:
    Here we have ketoprofen that used to be prescription-only because of the risk of toxic dosages, but then they halved the dose per pill and sell them in bottles of six pills apiece instead of twenty and it doesn't need a prescription any more. Yes you can buy more than one bottle but people simply don't.
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Usually accidentally overdose of ibuprofen here is from people taking like cold medicine then ibuprofen for a headache and the combination is over what they need
    Veho @ Veho: https://imgur.com/gallery/QQkYnQu