Red DSPhat (Mario Kart version)
The FrankenDSLite (see below)
Blue DSiXL
Black o3DS w/ Ambassador on 11.0, don't know if I'll bother w/ CFW or not. (make an offer)
Red/Black 3DSXL, received as giveaway, pretty well worn. Also still on 11.0, collecting dust.
SM3DLand N3DS (regular size), B9S & Luma 7.1
SM3DLand N3DS (yes, another one), basically brand new except for what has been necessary to accomplish the same mods (B9S, Luma 7.1, desired games). I keep this one in a freezer bag, so I'm not even greasing it up with fingerprint oils while handling. Barely touched by human hands. Saving it for when the other breaks, or maybe give to a grandchild someday.
This is the FrankenDSLite. I made it from two broken DSLites. One had a bad top screen. One had a broken hinge.