Broke my collar bone when i was a baby. Decided that since my folks didn't put the gate up, i'd try to traverse the mogul's of our basements steps in my walker. Didn't fare to well. On the way home from the hospital, i was on my dads shoulders (used to LOVE that) and he walked through the door... slammed my head, i fell backwards... didn't hit the ground, didn't break anything... dad felt awful.
Later, in 2nd or 3rd grade, fractured my wrist on a rollerskating youth group event on April Fools day. Benches were all around the outside edge of the rink. Had a step up to them... single step kinda like a curb, but carpeted. I fell, my right hand hit the top of the "step" and my wrist hit the ground under it. Hurt like a bitch. Didn't think it was broken till we got the x-rays.
Then, when i was 20, i fell whist snowboarding. At the bottom of the slope. I was cutting downhill backwards, chick was cutting forwards. I fell "forward" (facing up-slope) to my left, in front of her. She fell forward, her knees bent, and her board bounced off of my face. Thought i just got hit with an elbow/shoulder/knee, just blunt force hit. Moved my hand and blood was hitting the snow. Must have bruised a nerve, lost all feeling in the split skin (apparently it popped open a good 1/4 inch, from what i was told. Cheek bone was visible lol). Watched 4 or 5 "experienced" boarders cringe at my face when i stood up (they helped me to the emergency station) and one asked if "i wanted to see my face." I just watched 4 grown men cower at the sight. Hell no. Got stitches, didn't break anything, but still fits this story board... i assume anyway
If not... eat me.