What are you haiku-ing right now?

[Shinigami357]

"Poor Vulpes," says I
As I sigh, sad at his plight
Peace for him I wish

 

[Freudian Lemur]

Had lots of chillies
Hotter than I expected!
Need a drink of milk...

 

[Coto]

So here I am
offering you cheers while I´m drinking...
And let life goes on!

 

[Kwartel]

I talk with my girl,
while surfing the web at night.
I actually am.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Five syllables first.
Then seven, then five: haiku.
Please learn how to count.

 

[R2DJ]

I'm playing a game
Called Need for Speed Hot Pursuit
Sad I just got pwned.

 

[bowlofspiders]

Installing my ram
I am hungry so I will eat
To the kitchen, away!

 

[FAST6191]

I see a few fools
attempt a haiku I like
Iambic pentameter

 

[Sterling]

I see FAST's post now
I reconsider my claim
This is the shortest

Haha.

 

[hunter291]

I see a few fools
attempt a haiku I like
Iambic pentameter

The last one has to be 5, not 7

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

I see a few fools
attempt a haiku I like
Iambic pentameter

Shakespeare, Shakespeare,
always over-rated.

http://xkcd.com/79/


EDIT: My version of your work

Many haiku fools.
Iambic Pentameter
Far superior

 

[Freudian Lemur]

So here I am
offering you cheers while I´m drinking...
And let life goes on!
QUOTE(FAST6191 @ Jun 16 2011, 10:22 PM) I see a few fools
attempt a haiku I like
Iambic pentameter

What's wrong with you guys?
Why didn't you read the rules?
It seems you can't count...

 

[FAST6191]

I# see# a# few# fools#
att#empt# a# hai#ku#. I# like#
Iam#bic#pent#am#eter#

Granted it is not strict Iambic pentameter (not to mention my pronunciation/syllable splitting might be a bit questionable) and Vulpes Abnocto one upped me but I figured if Shakespeare could mix it up a bit so can I.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

FAST: It seems we're saying the same word differently.

I-AM-bic pen-TAM-e-ter. (US pronunciation)

But we'll gladly give you poetic license.

 

[Freudian Lemur]

I# see# a# few# fools#
att#empt# a# hai#ku#. I# like#
Iam#bic#pent#am#eter#

Granted it is not strict Iambic pentameter (not to mention my pronunciation/syllable splitting might be a bit questionable) and Vulpes Abnocto one upped me but I figured if Shakespeare could mix it up a bit so can I.

Hmm, I wouldn't count "Iam" or "eter" as one syllable. They're two each.
But I guess it dun matter really.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Freudian Lemur
Continues haiku-less posts.
Back to the topic.

 

[_Chaz_]

I really wasn't.
I don't think in Haiku's much.
Thanks for asking though...

 

[Devin]

It's Christmas Time.
I Gave Yuko A Teddy Bear.
As Time Passes On.

(Pretty self explanatory, still playing P3P.) (I separated the conjunction in the word it's, so "It is.")

 

[Densetsu]

My dog at my side
Suddenly I smell something
Dammit, he farted

Silent but deadly
My dog's farts are like ninja
Perhaps too ninja

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Densetsu nine K
I read upon my chair's edge
Now I'm in the floor.