Video Game Logic

[Ethevion]

The more naked a woman in some RPGs the more defense she has.

 

[JulietStMoon]

The more naked a woman in some RPGs the more defense she has.

Of course! Enemies are more likely to grope her than attack her.

 

[Ethevion]

Of course! Enemies are more likely to grope her than attack her.

If the nakedness gives her a buff that dazes, immobilizes, and causes enemy men to constantly drool it'd make more sense, but it's not like it's a bad thing. Higher levels = more naked women

 

[kehkou]

get stabbed in the foot and die instantly. get shot in the chest 3 times, just duck behind an obstacle, you'll be better in a jiffy!

EDIT: What BlackWizzard17 said.

 

[BlackWizzard17]

-You can get shot multiple times and still recover without any healing aids

 

[Chary]

In the land of Ace Attorney, your client is guilty until proven innocent.

 

[JulietStMoon]

-You can get shot multiple times and still recover without any healing aids

Consuming completely normal food like sandwiches that you just find sitting on the ground apparently heals bullet wounds (many games, but I'm thinking of Bioshock Infinite in particular right now).

 

[kehkou]

SA: Planes fall like rocks if you jump out of one.
Cars quickly ignite if overturned.
Trains have, at most, 5 rolling-stock.
Large jet-liners can fly backwards.

Also, every-single-character in every game can carry a ridiculous amount of gear.

 

[Kurly]

The world MAY be on the verge of destruction but that can wait until every fetch quest is completed.
The chosen one has priorities after all.

 

[JulietStMoon]

The world MAY be on the verge of destruction but that can wait until every fetch quest is completed.
The chosen one has priorities after all.

Ocarina of Time: Ganondorf has turned Hyrule into a wasteland and only I can stop him... I should go fishing!

 

[weavile001]

Ocarina of Time: Ganondorf has turned Hyrule into a wasteland and only I can stop him... I should go fishing!

OH no!, the world will end in 30 minutes!, lets just spend 2 hours trying to kill lucifer and talk about our families.

 

[Sychophantom]

Batman spends hours upon hours crawling around rooftops, fighting bad guys, and punching sharks.....but never has to take a piss.

 

[JulietStMoon]

OH no!, the world will end in 30 minutes!, lets just spend 2 hours trying to kill lucifer and talk about our families.

Which one is that, again?

 

[Kurly]

Which one is that, again?

I think he's talking about the 7th day of SMT: Devil Survivor?

 

[weavile001]

I think he's talking about the 7th day of SMT: Devil Survivor?

yup.

 

[Maxternal]

all humanity has been wiped out years ago ... but you can still wander around the earth with your half-plant minions and find food laying around ... with NO mold on it whatsoever.

 

[weavile001]

all humanity has been wiped out years ago ... but you can still wander around the earth with your half-plant minions and find food laying around ... with NO mold on it whatsoever.

game, please.....

 

[Maxternal]

game, please.....

pikmin 2

 

[GameWinner]

Pokemon:
-Massage an old man's back to get Cut.
-You can't get to the next town unless you give the security guard something to drink.
-There's a big tub of lard sitting between a road and a city and no one gives a damn.
-You have to dig in trash to find buttons. If you fail, they reset?
-People go into a dark cave and sit there waiting for the main character to come and battle.

Well I think I got most of the Kanto region....

 

[the_randomizer]

Simply hiding behind a wall or table after getting shot several times will allow you to fully recover after 15 seconds (Splinter Cell Conviction or Assassin's Creed)

If you visit a major city in each major continent in an RPG, it will be destroyed shortly after you visit it (also called Zidane's Curse)

Enemies always wait around when you pause a game to look at James Bond's watch (Goldeneye 007)

Somehow placing enemies in shallow water will kill them instantly after you knock them out and place their unconscious bodies in it (Splinter Cell Chaos Theory)

Kirby is the only character who can breathe fire underwater

And people can carry swords twice their height and weight with ease