Video Game Logic

[emigre]

Video game logic is flawed logic.

 

[nryn99]

getting hit in the knee will end your adventures.

 

[Deleted-236924]

It is possible to go back in time and do whatever you want without any risk of causing time paradoxes and such.

Your weapons, no matter how much you use them, never break.

and

 

[Taleweaver]

-people don't mind telling the exact same thing over and over and over again.
-furniture can be divided into A) breaks into pieces/splinters as soon as you come near, and B) unbreakable titanium
-girls are NEVER ugly or fat.
-eating, sleeping and using the toilet can be done pretty much whenever the opportunity arises. However, it's never a necessity.
-you'll get medals for even the most boring routine jobs.

 

[Pleng]

I swear, every jrpg I play starts out with an npc int the first town that warns of "monsters mysteriously increasing in the area".

Seriously, why does every evil plot hatched by some "Dark Lord" begin by sending weak enemies your way to help you build experience? A real "Dark Lord" would send his best troops to wipe you out right at the beginning.

While I have no idea what a jrpg or a npc is, I guess I have played some because I know the plot of which you speak. While the plot is a litte repetative, I don't think it's beyod the realms of possibility that it might take the "Dark Lord" time to build up his armies.

It does seem a coincidence that he seems to manage to ramp up production just as you have finished a level...

 

[Deleted User]

Everyone who dies turns into money.

 

[CrimzonEyed]

Video game logic.

The logic we wish was the real one.

 

[iluvfupaburgers]

cops stop following you just by getting a paint job on your car

 

[matt382]

Buildings are bigger on the inside than the outside.
People don't even flinch when you just walk into their home and open their treasure chests, and leave.

 

[Gahars]

You can stop and start time itself on a whim. Despite this amazing power, you can only use it to go through your items, pick a plan of attack, or catch a quick break.

 

[retKHAAAN]

In a race against time to save the world, there's always time for sidequests...

 

[SSVAV]

For some reason you can't die. Others can, but you can't. You will just be sent back in time, at some arbitrary chosen point before your death.

 

[1234turtles]

Teenage loners can wield swords like a master that has been practicing for years and even beat them.

 

[KinGamer7]

- It doesn't matter how important you are or how many good deeds you have done; discounts from merchants are far and few between.
- There's always at least one character that you'll come across on your quest who vastly over-powers you and all other beings in the world, yet they are always relegated to a 'mentor' role.
- Sleeping cures everything.
- It cures everything.
- Nobody cares if you loot their entire house, but if you even dare to attack that stray chicken, you'll find the entire town seeking your blood.
- "You must go to this isolated locale and investigate the increasing incidence of deaths in what is otherwise completely unknown territory.
Here, take this pistol with 12 bullets for protection."

 

[Pleng]

Buildings are bigger on the inside than the outside.
People don't even flinch when you just walk into their home and open their treasure chests, and leave.

Everybody seems to have tresure chests in their home

 

[AceWarhead]

Buildings are bigger on the inside than the outside.
People don't even flinch when you just walk into their home and open their treasure chests, and leave.

Everybody seems to have tresure chests in their home

And no one minds when you smash their vases or bomb their cracks in the wall.

 

[Nathan Drake]

You can kill all of the prostitutes that you want, but as soon as you steal a car, the police want your blood.

 

[Taleweaver]

-On that matter: you can safely ignore all the speed limits or traffic lights. Heck, you can even drive into traffic lights if you want to...but you BETTER NOT SCRATCH A POLICE CAR WHILE DOING SO!!!
-nobody cares if you're running through a shopping mall carrying a missile defense system
-there's an unlimited supply of tetris blocks. Just...don't ask
-items like money and weapons apparently have this nuclear glow on them and tend to float in mid-air. It also shrinks about 2 to 5 times the size when you pick it up. And it shrinks even more when you're putting it in your pocket.
-somehow, it's possible to reload while dual-wielding two pistols without letting go of either one. This routine not only takes less than five seconds, it can be done at any time...even while falling down cliffs.
-your arms won't go numb if you hold them directly in front of you for hours on end. Even while holding the most heavy fireweapons.

 

[bowser]

A giant, spiky, fire-breathing turtle (that can talk by the way) is your mortal enemy.

You can grab said turtle by the tail and swing it over your head like a lasso onto a giant spiky bomb.

It then dissolves and leaves behind a key.

Do this three times but you still can't kill it because you will face off again in the next game.

Go me!!

 

[koimayeul]

Childhood friend is the hottest girl alive and is secretly in love with you. Also she is a maiden still.