Tucker Carlson and Fox

[Flame]

Pokémon is for kids

Kids are dumb and can't do math's

I am smarter than a kid

You can only do pokemon maths.

I am an expert in Steiner Maths

Conclusion I am smarter than you.

take that back! you digimon fans will not just let go. we won. you lost.

Speaking of kids being stupid, they're also incredibly weak. Seriously, put me in the arena with literally any 2 year old child and I'll be able to KO them within the hour. Very little damage to me. Bring it, kid.

Other things I can do better than kids:
Math
Reading
Lawyering (usually)
Sitting in a hot car
Understanding One Piece references
Making chicken tacos

And also, my Pokemon Go collection is better than any 2 year old's because I have time on my side and know how to throw curveballs and get great throws almost every time. 2 year olds typically still poop their diapers and don't know a Golden Razz from a Nanab berry.

Kids are weak and stupid.

please.

im perfect at fighting kids. even got a certificate.

 

[CoolMe]

@Flame i hear that Fox News are hiring. You'd make a perfect replacement for Tucker Carlson, hell, you might even surpass him..

 

[Flame]

@Flame i hear that Fox News are hiring. You'd make a perfect replacement for Tucker Carlson, hell, you might even surpass him..

im like the pope. yes very powerful person. but his he Jesus? NO!

 

[Localhorst86]

Why is Tucker Carlson leaving Fox? Is it possible that he's going to make his own TV channel? We don't know but he was hosting a successfull show at Fox, it would seem implausible for him to risk that.

Could it be that he was fired? With his show being the one on Fox with the highest rating, it would seem like a bad choice for Fox to do that. So if they did fire him, he would have to have done something very heinous.

Like, murdering and eating children. Now, I am not saying that Tucker Carlson murders and eats children, no one has acused him of that, so far.

No one is saying that Tucker Carlson was fired for being a child murdering criminal that eats his victims, in fact, we don't even know he was fired at all.

I am just asking questions, but it does make you wonder: how many children would Tucker Carlson have to have murdered and eaten for Fox draw the line and fire Tucker Carlson for murdering and eating children? Tucker Carlson and Fox News have so far declined to answer this.

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Well at least the interesting thing is

Because of the ambiguity, a two-term former president could possibly be elected vice president and then succeed to the presidency as a result of the incumbent's death, resignation, or removal from office, or succeed to the presidency from another stated office in the presidential line of succession.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vice_President_of_the_United_States#Eligibility

• Under the Twelfth Amendment to the United States Constitution, "no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice President of the United States".[73]

A two-term former president is not eligible to be vice president.

 

[CoolMe]

Why is Tucker Carlson leaving Fox? Is it possible that he's going to make his own TV channel?

Is this any better?

 

[Localhorst86]

Is this any better?
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I thought Tucker was no longer jacking it to the brown M&M because it stopped wearing heels?

 

[Foxi4]

I thought Tucker was no longer jacking it to the brown M&M because it stopped wearing heels?

The green M&M is objectively hotter.

 

[Localhorst86]

The green M&M is objectively hotter.

I, for my part, don't find either particularly attractive on grounds of them being fictional characters made out of milk chocolate.

I prefer dark chocolate.

 

[Foxi4]

I, for my part, don't find either particularly attractive on grounds of them being fictional characters made out of milk chocolate.

I prefer dark chocolate.

So you’re not attracted, but you have a preference? I see.

Fence sitter. If you want a bitter treat, you can ask the yellow M&M, he can nut on command.

 

[User154]

I've always liked the red one, gets around a bit but I don't care

 

[Flame]

I, for my part, don't find either particularly attractive on grounds of them being fictional characters made out of milk chocolate.

I prefer dark chocolate.

dark chocolate? i got some white creamy chocolate for you.

 

[SylverReZ]

 

[KingVamp]

If they wanted someone to cry on live TV, they may as well hire someone more qualified, like a Yokai Watch fan.

Pretty specific.

 

[Foxi4]

Pretty specific.

Those who know, know.

 

[Flame]

Those who know, know.

5/10

 

[Darth Meteos]

i can't believe fox would just fire glenn beck like this

oh, oops, that's not this story

i can't believe fox would just fire bill o'reilly like this

 

[AncientBoi]

The green M&M is objectively hotter.

Naw. The Blue ones are



n RIreesesPieces Carlson

 

[The Catboy]

 

[Foxi4]

Naw. The Blue ones are



n RIreesesPieces Carlson

Yeah, but the green one is a lesbian, so you know she’s got demons in her. Maybe she’ll invite brown over, make things more interesting. I think I’ve seen a movie like that once.

i can't believe fox would just fire glenn beck like this

oh, oops, that's not this story

i can't believe fox would just fire bill o'reilly like this

They should fire all of’em. Tucker and Don should be just the beginning of the purge. Unironically, people are getting real sick and tired of divisive hosts and polarising news - we’re pretty polarised as it is. They should all learn2code, it’s pseudo-news anyway, on both sides. I can add Late Night to the same category - if we count those “we’re just comedians and totally not journalists” journalists then we can add James Corden to the list of casualties this month.

 

[KingVamp]

Unironically, people are getting real sick and tired of divisive hosts and polarising news

Are they? Seen so many saying they are leaving Fox News, just to follow this guy.