Tripping balls

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  1. TeddyPain
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    Alright, this thread is purely for my entertainment

    You guys remember the guard that gives you a lvl 20 spearow in hg/ss right? And how you're just supposed to deliver a mail to his friend right? Well I think there's some deeper meaning to this shit

    I'm sure that they both have phones, considering one has a job. So why would they need me to deliver a mail? Here was what it said.
    "LETTER!
    Thank you!
    ADVENTURE
    was fun, wasn't it?

    Zubat was the one thing I wanted to avoid..."

    What if this mail had deeper meaning? Some encrypted message? Let's get to the bottom of this.
    If this message contained valuable information, what would be the smartest way to transport it? They couldn't simply talk on the phone, or just do it themselves, what if they were being watched? They needed a decoy. They saw an innocent 10 yr old child on an adventure. This was the mans lucky break.
    Now let's try to find what the message actually meant.
    "Thank you!" Perhaps a favor was done? Maybe a deal of valuable goods? Perhaps even an assassination? And when he says "was fun, wasn't it?" Perhaps he was on a mission to kill a rival pokemon drug lord, and steal his pokemon/drugs. "Zubat was the one thing I wanted to avoid..." Perhaps a valuable ally got in the way of the assassination? Not quite done yet.



    The spearow that was given to us is nicknamed "Dux" The definitions of dux:
    1. a military commander stationed in a province of the later Roman Empire
    2 Brit: the pupil at the academic head of his class or of his school
    3 the theme of a fugue or canon


    Also keep in mind how the guards friend is "sleepy" What if that is a cover? Just an act? I fear as though I am being watched.. Strange things have happened to me this past week.. One thing I recently found out was the tm that we are given for giving the sleepy man his mail. He gives us tm 44 Rest. This is beginning to be dangerous. This seals the deal that a murder certainly happened. As I am writing this I am fearing for my life. I have finally uncovered the truth, yet this is only a tip of the iceberg. I am going to need to investigate a certain hideout.









    It.. it has been 2 days since my last log entry. I found things that were dreadful and things that I should not have known.. I fear that I am being targeted. The truth, I have found it at last! What..? It seems that my door is being broken down! I must tell you quickly the key is that
     
  2. weavile001

    weavile001 Spiritmaster

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    you can get a spearow from a guard in hgss?

    Where???
     
  3. TeddyPain
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    Goldenrod city, he's in a uniform and you find him by taking a route to national park.
     
  4. weavile001

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    ah, ok thanks

    anyway,werent you being held captive by your ``targeters´´?
    your door is broken...
     
  5. TeddyPain
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    Oh yeah.
     
  6. chavosaur

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    I hope you submitted this to creepy pasta or somthing. Elaborate on it and it will be as golden as The haunted majoras mask, or The horrible Secret of Animal Crossing.
     
  7. Guild McCommunist

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    This thread was in fact too long and I did not have the time to read it.
     
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  8. TeddyPain
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    TeddyPain GBAtemp Regular

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    This.. creepy? lmfao never. It's more of a joke directed to creepy pastas, they suck.
     
  9. FailName

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    I dunno about this, but I always stole the guy's spearow.
     
  10. Black-Ice

    Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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    This is what happens when people overthink simple things.