Thread for Random Stuff

[BigOnYa]

One lovely afternoon, I was sitting down on a park bench at the nearby outdoor park. I was watching the birds in the sky when I see a Frisbee. I think to myself, why is that frisbee getting larger and larger, and then it hits me!

 

[JuanMena]

Long time ago learned that consuming burnt food can cause cancer.
Today saw an interesting video of how supposedly human ancestors boiled food with burnt stones, leafs and water.

What if our ancestors got the genes for cancer (and hence modern humans) thanks to burnt stuff they ate?

 

[hippy dave]

I decided that I've got too much surface area, therefore too much skin requiring maintenance. In order to reduce this to the minimum necessary, I've decided I want to become a sphere. How does one arrange this?

 

[JuanMena]

I decided that I've got too much surface area, therefore too much skin requiring maintenance. In order to reduce this to the minimum necessary, I've decided I want to become a sphere. How does one arrange this?

Spheres forms naturally because they require less energy to maintain their shape.
Which is why Stars, Planets, Water Drops and such are rounded objects.

Basically, stop consuming energy and you'll be rounder... at least in theory.

 

[hippy dave]

Spheres forms naturally because they require less energy to maintain their shape.
Which is why Stars, Planets, Water Drops and such are rounded objects.

Basically, stop consuming energy and you'll be rounder... at least in theory.

But I really like consuming energy (food). Can't I just get surgery or something?

 

[JuanMena]

HOLY SHIT!

IF DINOSAURS EVOLVED TO BE BIRDS... CAN WE CONCLUDE THAT DINOSAURS MADE A CHIRPING SOUND??

 

[BigOnYa]

Why is it that when you owe a Bookie money and can't pay him, he comes and breaks your legs, but then you still owe him the money. He should atleast knock some money off my bill.

 

[hippy dave]

Why is it that when you owe a Bookie money and can't pay him, he comes and breaks your legs, but then you still owe him the money. He should atleast knock some money off my bill.

Bone fragments don't pay the bills, sonny

 

[BigOnYa]

Did you know that 6 x 9 + 6 + 9 = 69

 

[slaphappygamer]

Stabbing your gums with your toothbrush.

 

[JuanMena]

Stabbing your gums with your toothbrush.

This is why I haven't brushed mine in 15+ years.

 

[slaphappygamer]

This is why I haven't brushed mine in 15+ years.

You should really take a stab at it.

 

[Noctosphere]

You should really take a stab at it.

doesnt stab mean 1.5x damages?

 

[JuanMena]

You should really take a stab at it.

Too cool for tooth.

doesnt stab mean 1.5x damages?

*opens mouth*
THE ENEMY HAS FAINTED!

 

[Noctosphere]

Spoiler: Denver's Quote

With fingers of both of my hands, toes of both of my feets...

Spoiler: end of Denver's Quote

Plus my balls and my dick you can count up to 23

 

[JuanMena]

Hey Patrick! What am I now? Huh... Stupid? No I'm Texas! What's the difference!?.gif

 

[slaphappygamer]

Boiling this bitch-ass water to make this spaghetti soft so I can masticate it in my mouth and fill my tummy. Then you know what happens.

 

[JuanMena]

@AlanJohn
U Russian now?

 

[BigOnYa]

When you transport something by car , it's called a shipment.
When you transport something by ship , it's called cargo.

 

[JuanMena]

What if Deserts are just bottoms of ancient seas?