Thread for Random Stuff

[JuanMena]

Do you remember getting these in DORITOS?

 

[Little_Anonymous_Hacker]

What is a chemical hydrator?

 

[JuanMena]

Totally random before sleeping thought:

If the greater the speed an object has, the more density it obtains...
How the fuck Quicksilver got hurt by bullets?

 

[AncientBoi]

Do you remember getting these in DORITOS?

No. But I wish it came with it's own Guac. lol

 

[JuanMena]

No. But I wish it came with it's own Guac. lol

Guac...amole?

 

[AncientBoi]

Guac...amole?

Duh. LoL. They shortened the word over here.

 

[JuanMena]

Would you believe this woman here is Kate Beckinsale?

 

[impeeza]

what in the hell happen to her?!

 

[JuanMena]

what in the hell happen to her?!

Only god knows

 

[JuanMena]

This feels so wrong

 

[BigOnYa]

I read online that's it's best to shave your legs before a big date, so needless to say, me and my date's together at the beach, didn't go so well when I removed my shirt with a brute hairy chest, and then removed my pants to reveal the most sexy silk shiny legs you ever seen! She fled the scene, and gave me a negative rating in my date app, but I think she was just jealous of my smooth sexy legs.

edit: I NOW can't be within 100 feet of her, but good news, we have a date together again in 2 weeks, downtown at some courthouse.

 

[JuanMena]

When I was a kid I spent one winter holidays at my aunt's.
My cousin, 4 years younger than me had two turtles. Red Ear Sliders.
He named'em: Kakit and Mesit.

One morning, my aunt found that the turtles were not moving. We waited hours for them to move, but they didn't.
Cousin began to cry. Aunt said they probably died that night and a burial was held at their tiny patio.

TODAY, 20 YEARS LATER FIND OUT THAT THEY WERE PROBABLY HIBERNATING.

 

[slaphappygamer]

My appetite is growing as we speak.

 

[BigOnYa]

Me too...Can smell the food now cooking thru out the house, making me more hungry!

 

[slaphappygamer]

I think I just ate too much foods.

 

[BigOnYa]

I always disable my kitchen cam for couple days this time of year....
I don't want to be caught on cam lying to my wife about where the last piece of pie went.

 

[JuanMena]

GBATEMP should implement a CASINO.
You play Poker against users playing at the same time and you bet your XP POINTS.

For loners, instead of card games, there's SLOTS.

 

[JuanMena]

Florida man and Florida woman are the best indications that Florida has the best drugs.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Flame]

what in the hell happen to her?!

age happened

 

[impeeza]

That's no only age