Thread for Random Stuff

[K3Nv4]

Haha lol "and don't forget, humans has 5 fingers..."

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"... two in the pinky and one in the stinky"

Meanwhile FDR developed the D-Ration that would break teeth on purpose.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_chocolate_(United_States)

Taste "a little better than a boiled potato" (to keep soldiers from eating their emergency rations in non-emergency situations)

 

[plasturion]

https://wiki.zeldahacking.net/oracle/List_of_hacks

 

[JuanMena]

 

[JuanMena]

Kinda late, but today I woke up after having a nightmare in which David Cross betrayed me and my homies.
He snitched on us to the police after we asked him:
- Me and my homies: "This graphics card has a weird connector, do you know what's the name of this input"
- David Cross: "Uh... that's a 31-pin connector. Anyway, I'm moving out guys, I just found a $500 USD job outside"
- Me: "Damn... $500 bucks? Good luck"
- David Cross: "Thanks guys, good bye"
- *me and my homies uses the graphics card in a Windows 98 PC and VGA Monitor*
- "FBI! OPEN UP! *slams door*
- David Cross: "These are the ones who stole juice!
- David Cross: "You should've let me slept when I told you to be quiet guys"

- *wakes up*

 

[JuanMena]

AY NOOO!
IT'S SEPTREMBLE!

 

[impeeza]

AY NOOO!
IT'S SEPTREMBLE!

que no se sacudan mucho.

chiste aparte, hace 20 días aquí se nos movió con ganas!

 

[impeeza]

I can ben no one of you need translation

 

[JuanMena]

I can ben no one of you need translation

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Me recuerda a mis maestras Juana y Nelly de la secundaria.

Maths teacher (Juana Dolores) was this gorgeous thicc lady who's skin would always glow with sunlight. Sienna West has a near uncanny resemblance to Juana.

Spanish teacher (Nelly Castillo) was this young mid 30s lady with incredibly huge tits that would deprive your attention from class. I don't know if she did it on purpose but she'd wear turtlenecks... so it was all thight.
Occasionally black leather pants that squeaked when she walked.
I have found a Reddit girl that has a very strong resemblance to Nelly when she was teaching us.

 

[JuanMena]

 

[JuanMena]

 

[JuanMena]

1

 

[x65943]

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I do not feel comfortable being anywhere on this scale

 

[JuanMena]

I do not feel comfortable being anywhere on this scale

It's either Phobia or Philia.

 

[impeeza]

I just received this

translation

 

[K3Nv4]

I just received this

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translation

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Please send all owed taxes to my paypal email.

 

[JuanMena]

I do not feel comfortable being anywhere on this scale

It's either Phobia or Philia.

Either way, you better get a room.

Oh, the hormones

 

[K3Nv4]