So. I'm here downloading some stuff while watching TV with my mom and sisters.
We're watching: "My 600-lb Life" and there's this fat chick claiming that she doesn't understand why Bread makes her fat when Jesuschrist ate Bread too.
And sister says: "Dear God, he never weighted 600-lb"
And I immediately said: "When he carried the cross he did" and I immediately rofled so hard that the side of my stomach hurts.
And my other sister says: "That's God hitting you"
And I immediately said: "He stabbed me with a spear" and I immediately rofled so hard that my head hurts as I'm typing this.