Listen Motherfucker, we know it's 3D. You don't always have to constantly be going "WHOOOOOAH! THAT'S TOTALLY 3D!" We know the game is 3D you little shit. That's the whole point of the system, to give off 3D. You aren't impressing us. Seriously, "i'll be back, i have to chat with my mom" What are you 6?! Write up a script next time you bitch and don't edit shit. Be grateful that your parents even got you that 3DS and that 3DS game you ungrateful arrogant prick. "They say it's like Mario". Your parents got you that game, you have no right to judge it. Otherwise, you'd go through life without having one.
Oh I'm sorry, are you bored with the loading times of the 3DS? Go play a PlayStation 1 game you little turd, and try to live through the 5 minute loading times. You wanted to make a review? Bullshit. You just sat there saying "IT'S 3D!" Next time write up a script and get your grade 2 teacher to help you spell check. That way we can take you seriously you twat. You call that 3D? WRONG! THIS is 3D.
"I also got a game: Rayman 3D. My parents told me it's like Mario."
Parenting FAIL.
But that kid's the new dipshit in town. If kids hype that much about a new gaming system, enough to make a video about it, however bad they may have wanted it, there's definetly something wrong. Means you got a bit of an addict growing up there.
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