I recently destroyed my old android tablet because it would no longer charge and it was old any way i cut my self when i did it though.


you mean your girlfriend?, Yea I took care of herIs your gf okay?

is your anus on fire?My toilet..... it was taco night....

as in... lava?Fire may be a bit of an understatement.
That seems more acurate lmao.as in... lava?
like... liquid lava?



come on, you never broke anything?nothing

ive wondered for a while, but now Ill ask
ive wondered for a while, but now Ill ask
whats the creature in your avatar?

errrr....

i see... water bear huh?