The YO MAMA SO FAT thread

[impeeza]

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

 

[JuanMena]

Yo mamma so fat...

...that it took this long to finish the joke.

 

[impeeza]

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

 

[BigOnYa]

 

[JuanMena]

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[impeeza]

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

 

[DJPlace]

yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu

 

[x65943]

Yo momma so fat, to an outside observer, it takes a sandwich an infinite amount of time to reach her event horizon (mouth)

 

[impeeza]

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

 

[AncientBoi]

Yo momma's so fat, My momma ran into the house n locked the doors.

 

[impeeza]

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

 

[Flame]

 

[impeeza]

Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!

 

[impeeza]

Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

 

[SAIYAN48]

Yo momma so fat she went walking and got a ticket for malicious damage to the sidewalk!

 

[impeeza]

Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

 

[slaphappygamer]

Yo mama so fat, you can't tell if she is shitting or standing.

 

[BakerMan]

yo mama so fat when she gave an app her weight it said "I need your weight, not your number."

 

[Theone5000]

Yo mama is so fat, her belt size is the equator

 

[Flame]

Your mama is so fat. She should go on a diet or something. It's a health risk. Being healthy has all sort of benefits for the body and mind.