Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
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...that it took this long to finish the joke.
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo momma so fat, to an outside observer, it takes a sandwich an infinite amount of time to reach her event horizon (mouth)
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!
Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
Yo momma so fat she went walking and got a ticket for malicious damage to the sidewalk!
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
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Yo mama so fat, you can't tell if she is shitting or standing.
yo mama so fat when she gave an app her weight it said "I need your weight, not your number."
Yo mama is so fat, her belt size is the equator
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