The Wrexham story

[AmandaRose]

really? I know Rangers had problems. but wow. They should make a documentary about it.

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First of all there has been a few documentaries already about the various scammy bastard's that previously owned Rangers but I get what you were getting at

Secondly in all my anger I missed out an owner from the Rouge's gallery so please let me fix my list.

Yes cause the last few local owners have been really good for us.

One did a massive tax scam that ended up with us owning the taxman 60 million pounds or there abouts then sold the club and it's debt for a pound to a well known scam artist
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Scam artist takes over and 9 months later the club is bankrupt and liquidated and we are sent from the top league to the bottom league as punishment

The club is then baught by another scam artist who fucks the club up even more.

We are then taken over briefly by another scam artist

The club is then bought by a Scottish/South African business man who does his best but doesn't really have the finances needed.

7 weeks ago the club is sold to the Americans so I say

Fuck David Murray
Fuck Craig Whyte
Fuck Charles Green
Fuck Mike Ashley
Fuck the taxman
And Fuck right off local ownership

 

[Lostbhoy]

Personally I'm behind the Yanks taking over at Castle Greyskull... It's gotta be good for our game buuuut... the 69ers will be concentrated more on Leeds i'd say.

 

[AmandaRose]

Personally I'm behind the Yanks taking over at Castle Greyskull... It's gotta be good for our game buuuut... the 69ers will be concentrated more on Leeds i'd say.

Obviously the main focus will be Leeds because England is where all the money is. But if they do get Leeds back to being a top team in England that can only be good for us as well. If the two teams work together it's gotta be good for both of us. Plus I feel we are going about things the right way by not throwing a huge amount of money at players ect. The owners are looking at the long term bringing in young quality players for small amounts of money hoping in a few years they become much better players. A long term goal is much better than throwing a shit load of money to buy world class players that in a few years will be retired or off to the MLS.

As for you slagging Ibrox we'll it's now time for a song written by Amanda Jane Rose sung to the tune of Paradise by Coldplay

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh

In 1994 Celtic promised thier fans the world
The best stadium they would build
But how can the wee fucker sleep
Cause we all know Fergus built the stadium on the cheap

And now it's a breeze block so called para-, para-, paradise
Para-, para-, paradise
Para-, para-, paradise
Every time wee Fergus closes his eyes

Down the Janefield Street tunnel the fans rush
That's why there is always a danger of a crush
Keep to the left the message they play speaks
Entry to the breeze block stadium they do seek

it's a breeze block so called para-, para-, paradise
Para-, para-, paradise
Para-, para-, paradise
Every time wee Fergus closes his eyes

At 67 minutes the Celtic fans put on their phone flashlights
In memory of what they achieved in Lisbon that late spring night
But it's a ruse to cover up
They are all in a breeze block stadium that's fucked up


it's a breeze block so called para-, para-, paradise
Para-, para-, paradise
Para-, para-, paradise
They built the stadium on the cheap and call it Paradise.

 

[Lostbhoy]

Obviously the main focus will be Leeds because England is where all the money is. But if they do get Leeds back to being a top team in England that can only be good for us as well. If the two teams work together it's gotta be good for both of us. Plus I feel we are going about things the right way by not throwing a huge amount of money at players ect. The owners are looking at the long term bringing in young quality players for small amounts of money hoping in a few years they become much better players. A long term goal is much better than throwing a shit load of money to buy world class players that in a few years will be retired or off to the MLS.

As for you slagging Ibrox we'll it's now time for a song written by Amanda Jane Rose sung to the tune of Paradise by Coldplay

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh

In 1994 Celtic promised thier fans the world
The best stadium they would build
But how can the wee fucker sleep
Cause we all know Fergus built the stadium on the cheap

And now it's a breeze block so called para-, para-, paradise
Para-, para-, paradise
Para-, para-, paradise
Every time wee Fergus closes his eyes

Down the Janefield Street tunnel the fans rush
That's why there is always a danger of a crush
Keep to the left the message they play speaks
Entry to the breeze block stadium they do seek

it's a breeze block so called para-, para-, paradise
Para-, para-, paradise
Para-, para-, paradise
Every time wee Fergus closes his eyes

At 67 minutes the Celtic fans put on their phone flashlights
In memory of what they achieved in Lisbon that late spring night
But it's a ruse to cover up
They are all in a breeze block stadium that's fucked up


it's a breeze block so called para-, para-, paradise
Para-, para-, paradise
Para-, para-, paradise
They built the stadium on the cheap and call it Paradise.

Yer talents are wasted

As for Castle Greyskull ... I have no idea, other than the way it sounds, why we use that for ibrox and vice versa as it's the home of he man! Technically it's a good thing

 

[AmandaRose]

Yer talents are wasted

As for Castle Greyskull ... I have no idea, other than the way it sounds, why we use that for ibrox and vice versa as it's the home of he man! Technically it's a good thing

I may have had a few vodkas last night lol

 

[Lostbhoy]

I may have had a few vodkas last night lol

Can't disagree with that or the song

 

[emigre]

A couple of days after I bitch about yanks buying football clubs, fucking Snoop Dog buys shares in Swansea. Fucking hell.

 

[Flame]

A couple of days after I bitch about yanks buying football clubs, fucking Snoop Dog buys shares in Swansea. Fucking hell.

fo shizzle my nizzle?

 

[emigre]

fo shizzle my nizzle?

Is he the new striker?

 

[Flame]

Is he the new striker?

No. Just letting you know that Swansea will have a high line... higher than they already are.

 

[Lostbhoy]

He's a big Celtic fan and wanted a large share in us... Thank fuck for Swansea... You'll be playing in green next season

Last I heard he wanted to come sell his hot doggs personally in the stadium to fans! I think we politely declined!

 

[emigre]

He's a big Celtic fan and wanted a large share in us... Thank fuck for Swansea... You'll be playing in green next season

Last I heard he wanted to come sell his hot doggs personally in the stadium to fans! I think we politely declined!

A special edition weed green kit would be an insta buy especially if Modric models it.

 

[Flame]

A special edition weed green kit would be an insta buy especially if Modric models it.

bro. the sales will be high as hell.

 

[AmandaRose]

Last I heard he wanted to come sell his hot doggs personally in the stadium to fans! I think we politely declined!

Celtic certainly don't need anyone else showing their sausage to young children

 

[Flame]

Celtic certainly don't need anyone else showing their sausage to young children

oh shit.... amanada thats cold. but It ain't over till it's clover.

Irish I had another pun.

 

[Lostbhoy]

Celtic certainly don't need anyone else showing their sausage to young children

Eh... That brings back bad memories for me.

I must have been an ugly kid coz no one touched me.

 

[Flame]

Championship has brought down to earth Wrexham.

I wonder how long before they sack the manager? How long before the owners get bored and move on.

 

[Lostbhoy]

Brendan Rodgers is available... At least... For a while. Even if he gets the job

 

[Flame]

Wrexham are doing better than I thought they would. Even won yesterday against Forest in the FA cup.