The Van Simulator

[GhostLatte]

 

[tfocosta]

 

[DinohScene]

No, it smells of washed cotton.

YOU BROUGHT THE WRONG TOWEL YOU DOOFUS!

 

[JuanMena]

Smells like Teen Spirit...

 

[AmandaRose]

 

[Deleted member 668561]

Forget the towel try some barbecue sauce:

 

[slaphappygamer]

Are all your towels crusty like that?

 

[GhostLatte]

@Scott_pilgrim

 

[BlazeMasterBM]

Chloroform? What's that? *sniffs it* Hmm......... it smells like that stuff I clean sinks wi- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

 

[BigOnYa]

Chloroform? What's that? *sniffs it* Hmm......... it smells like that stuff I clean sinks wi- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

Got one! I'll go get the van.....

 

[Silent_Gunner]

*Rescues @BlazeMasterBM while wearing that RGB Razer mask with a mic that might make using it more practical as opposed to a mask that, when communicating at work, I usually just want to tear off because it makes vocal communication very difficult when there's machinery and tools competing for your aural attention all at once*

 

[slaphappygamer]

OMG i just read this title as "the van stimulator"

 

[BigOnYa]

OMG i just read this title as "the van stimulator"

You've been looking at too much porn lately....

 

[Silent_Gunner]

OMG i just read this title as "the van stimulator"

*sneakily steals the jumper cables from GhostLatte, jumpstarts my Ferrari, puts @BlazeMasterBM in the passenger, rolls the hood up, and drives to the sound of Magical Sound Shower playing over the radio*

 

[GhostLatte]

OMG i just read this title as "the van stimulator"

Well there’s stimulation going on in the van

 

[stikboy]

This explains the gap in memory and the headache I get after every time I see the van.

 

[slaphappygamer]

This explains the gap in memory and the headache I get after every time I see the van.

Do you also get vertigo when you hear the ice cream man?

 

[stikboy]

Do you also get vertigo when you hear the ice cream man?

Why yes... How did you know?

 

[slaphappygamer]

Why yes... How did you know?

I too was asked about The Rag.

 

[BlazeMasterBM]

*sneakily steals the jumper cables from GhostLatte, jumpstarts my Ferrari, puts @BlazeMasterBM in the passenger, rolls the hood up, and drives to the sound of Magical Sound Shower playing over the radio*

*wakes up* where am I