The US is now at war with Iran

[titan_tim]

Whelp! Looks like the Strait of Hormuz is "open" once again, and the US has capitulated ENTIRELY. I say "open" because any ship that goes through there must be inspected by Iran. So huge win for Iran there. Doing absolutely nothing would have been a better outcome.

The US will be giving $20 BILLION of taxpayer money to Iran for Iran to voluntarily give reports that they weren't making weapons grade uranium. Remember when Trump ripped up the last agreement which had on-site inspectors to make sure Iran wasn't enriching uranium? Good job, dunce!!! All the MAGA dumbasses were up in arms at Obama for giving Iran $6 billion of Iran's money back to them. Now it's $20 billion of your OWN money!!!

This will go down in history as the absolute worst failure in US history. Far beyond Vietnam or the other middle east cluster-F***s. Hell, forget US history, this is potentially the worst bungle in world history!

Update: Trump is saying it's $20 billion of frozen funds now, but who knows if he's lying due to the optics or not. Either way, the right better be up in arms that he's giving them over three times Obama did after the non-stop pearl clutching.

 

[Reualed]

Whelp! Looks like the Strait of Hormuz is "open" once again, and the US has capitulated ENTIRELY. I say "open" because any ship that goes through there must be inspected by Iran. So huge win for Iran there. Doing absolutely nothing would have been a better outcome.

The US will be giving $20 BILLION of taxpayer money to Iran for Iran to voluntarily give reports that they weren't making weapons grade uranium. Remember when Trump ripped up the last agreement which had on-site inspectors to make sure Iran wasn't enriching uranium? Good job, dunce!!! All the MAGA dumbasses were up in arms at Obama for giving Iran $6 billion of Iran's money back to them. Now it's $20 billion of your OWN money!!!

This will go down in history as the absolute worst failure in US history. Far beyond Vietnam or the other middle east cluster-F***s. Hell, forget US history, this is potentially the worst bungle in world history!

Just history period. Art of the deal amirite?

 

[Dark_Ansem]

Didn't Israel break the ceasefire immediately?

 

[titan_tim]

Didn't Israel break the ceasefire immediately?

They did. Then the US strongly said that Israel was "prohibited" from attacking....... then they did it again just an hour later.

They're absolute animals who won't stop until they are forced to stop.

 

[Vixi]

They did. Then the US strongly said that Israel was "prohibited" from attacking....... then they did it again just an hour later.

They're absolute animals who won't stop until they are forced to stop.

I've heard it's because Hezbolah wasn't part of the ceasefire agreement.

 

[Sir Tortoise]

I've heard it's because Hezbolah wasn't part of the ceasefire agreement.

At this point each side (or at least two) appear to just be making up the terms of the ceasefire as they go. Iran, US, Israel will put out wildly different press releases at the same time about the same agreement.

In total, the agreement also says that Iran will give all its enriched uranium to the US, and that Iran will keep all of its enriched uranium. Depends on who you ask.

Iran and the US originally reported that Lebanon was also part of the ceasefire, this was only absent from Israeli reports who then went on to keep bombing Lebanon.

Trump's explanation for this was that he actually agreed to an as yet unseen version of Iran's 10 point deal that didn't include Lebanon, and he apparently didn't clarify this to anyone or indeed Iran who went ahead with the 10 point deal that did include Lebanon.

So, Israel was completely correct, but also this is all just a genuine misunderstanding. The kind of misunderstanding you get when a child really wants to do something so they deliberately go out of their way to shut their eyes at the signs telling them they can't do it.
(Pakistan's press releases made specific mention of Lebanon, highlighting it as if they knew Israel was going to do this)

Trump also told Sky News: “You don’t know what the points are. I know what the points are. And many of them are very good points. I can’t talk about it… but all of them are good points.”

Okay, maybe Trump genuinely didn't know what he was agreeing to.

 

[DiscostewSM]

Yep, he linking himself to this....

 

[Dark_Ansem]

The moron now says that saying the US is not winning is treason

 

[Xzi]

The moron now says that saying the US is not winning is treason

So fucking stupid, there was never anything to be gained for the US in going to war with Iran. Netanyahu played Trump for the fool that he is, for zionists' interests exclusively.

 

[Taleweaver]

The moron now says that saying the US is not winning is treason

Meanwhile, journalistic duty compels journalists from stating exactly that. It's also kind of hard to rhyme 'we're winning' with 'our gas price has gone up'.