The ultimate fail thread.

[Veho]

Roses are red,
Violets are purple.
People who can't tell the different between blue and purple especially when the colour is given in the name should be kicked between the legs.

Roses are red,
violets are violet,
sugar is sweet....
wait, what

 

[Maktub]

Roses are red,
Violets are purple.
People who can't tell the different between blue and purple especially when the colour is given in the name should be kicked between the legs.

Roses are red,
violets are violet,
sugar is sweet....
wait, what

plz don't dooble quote kthxbai

ah...
violations are rapists? Seriously, whoever fucking said English can be used for poetry?
Violations are violators!!!

That's it, thats a good verse.

 

[Maktub]

Seerus lee...

EENGLEESH PHAILZ!!!

 

[Maktub]

gawd

mthrnite is teh hawt

I phail in straightness.

 

[Twiffles]

mthr used to be a trap

 

[Westside]

mthr used to be a trap

Your mom is still a trap. Go check.

 

[Twiffles]

mthr used to be a trap

Your mom is still a trap. Go check.

 

[Westside]

 

[scubersteve]

mthr used to be a trap

Your mom is still a trap. Go check.

Does that make Twiffles a pedo?

 

[Westside]

Pretty much. I'm not interested in girls who are less than 6 years older than myself, and you are a 4 year old, so it narrows it down...

 

[Twiffles]

mthr used to be a trap

Your mom is still a trap. Go check.

Does that make Twiffles a pedo?

No, not really. Just been meaning to share that picture for a while. Now back to bed.

 

[laminaatplaat]

mthr used to be a trap

Your mom is still a trap. Go check.

Does that make Twiffles a pedo?

Twiffles is inside the laptop? Or taking the picture...

 

[Mangofett]

mthr used to be a trap

Your mom is still a trap. Go check.

Does that make Twiffles a pedo?

No, not really. Just been meaning to share that picture for a while. Now back to bed.

lol

 

[scubersteve]

Your mom is still a trap. Go check.

Does that make Twiffles a pedo?

No, not really. Just been meaning to share that picture for a while. Now back to bed.

lol

I don't get it.
Does this mean Twiffles poses online as a pedo, but isn't a pedo IRL?

 

[Westside]

Once again scrubs takes the trophy for ultimate failure.

 

[scubersteve]

Once again scrubs takes the trophy for ultimate failure.

I am teh masterer of phail.
But then I win.

 

[Mangofett]

Once again scrubs takes the trophy for ultimate failure.

I am teh masterer of phail.
But then I win.

No, you just plain out fail.

You're not funny.

 

[Vater Unser]

Once again scrubs takes the trophy for ultimate failure.

I am teh masterer of phail.
But then I win.

That means you're dismissed from the game

 

[vhunter]

Um, hi.



I just faild in failing so I win, or do I fail?

 

[CockroachMan]

Congratulations steve.. you deserve it..