The Temp bunker

[EpicJungle]

WHAT'S OUR EMERGENCY PLAN IF A POKENOOB COMES IN

 

[Deleted User]

Use the suicide button
*leans against wall*

which is right...oh shit.

 

[Warrior522]

Use the suicide button
*leans against wall*

which is right...oh shit.

...smeg.

CAT BOY, HEEEEEEEELP!!!

 

[tuddy666]

I thought that the emergency plan was to watch them fall flat on their face in sheer retardation, laugh, then throw them out into the mass grave somewhere out back.

 

[Warrior522]

I thought that the emergency plan was to watch them fall flat on their face in sheer retardation, laugh, then throw them out into the mass grave somewhere out back.

Oh, that too...

 

[Jamstruth]

He's already pushed the suicide button though so we are screwed unless we can somehow develop an immunity to the Nerve Gas that will flood the bunker in about 5 minutes

 

[tuddy666]

So that's what those nerve gas tanks were for?

I totally didn't throw them out or anything, that'd just be silly.

 

[Warrior522]

He's already pushed the suicide button though so we are screwed unless we can somehow develop an immunity to the Nerve Gas that will flood the bunker in about 5 minutes

Hmm...

(begins building something)

BEHOLD! THE ASS MASK!

...ok, so it's more like a gas mask with a phallic breathing apparatus.

What? Is it my fault I'm one of the bunkers few straight occupants and can only see these things as building materiels?

 

[The Catboy]

I have returned from the other side, the mess that has been left behind is too much to bare, but there is hope men, this war is so close to ending I can taste it

 

[tuddy666]

I have returned from the other side, the mess that has been left behind is too much to bare, but there is hope men, this war is so close to ending I can taste it

does that mean that first impact is finally going to happen?

 

[Warrior522]

I have returned from the other side, the mess that has been left behind is too much to bare, but there is hope men, this war is so close to ending I can taste it

does that mean that first impact is finally going to happen?

Oh, we're long past first and second impact...

Third impact occurs in spring.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

What? Is it my fault I'm one of the bunkers few straight occupants and can only see these things as building materiels?


Whatever you have to tell yourself so you can sleep at night.

QUOTE(Warrior522 @ Sep 19 2010, 06:06 PM) Oh, we're long past first and second impact...

Third impact occurs in spring.

First wave: Whur iz ROM
Second Wave: Whur iz AP patch
Third Wave: No wurk wif mah R4
(We're right about here.)
Fourth wave: Translate Nao! I R Duspurit!
Fifth Wave: Lets speculate on how they'll change the AP for the U and E release!
Sixth wave: OMG I SO EXCITUD! (E) and (U) almost out!
Seventh wave: Whur iz (U)/(E) ROM?
Eighth wave: Whur iz (U)/(E) patch?
Ninth Wave: No wurk wif mah R4
Tenth Wave: Translate N 2 fifty other languages
(and right about here is where they announce the the 6th generation Pokemon game. Lets call them Pokemon Booger and Poop)

 

[TrolleyDave]

 

[Warrior522]

What? Is it my fault I'm one of the bunkers few straight occupants and can only see these things as building materiels?

Whatever you have to tell yourself so you can fap at night.

Fixed.

 

[The Catboy]

The war is won. A patch has been released and the pokenoobs are slowly vanishing one by one.
I am so proud of all of you who made it out of this war alive and so proud to have known all of you.
The bunker is still in one piece and with very little dead. We are finally free of this war...for now.
As we rebuild keep in mind that this shall all happen once again this spring and this time it might not be that easy to break, but I have faith in you men, that we can fight through this once again, like we have just done. God bless you men, we have won.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

I really think the "Mission Accomplished" banner is a bit preemptive, at this point.

Did you just call me a flag?

I really love the shadow under TrolleyDave's guy. Looks like he's got a giant single testicle

 

[The Catboy]

I really think the "Mission Accomplished" banner is a bit preemptive, at this point.

Did you just call me a flag?

I really love the shadow under TrolleyDave's guy. Looks like he's got a giant single testicle

What do you mean 'I really think the "Mission Accomplished" banner is a bit preemptive, at this point."?
Yes

No I just thought it was a nice addition to the Bunker the official bunker icon

And lol, didn't even notice that

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

by my recknoing, the "flood" isn't even half over.

 

[The Catboy]

by my recknoing, the "flood" isn't even half over.

I was bringing hope to the troops

Still I think it's close enough to being over, most of the war, which was the patch is done, I know there is so much still, but that's the rebuild and not the war.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

did you have to turn the whole aircraft carrier around for your photo op?
Oh...wait....that was somebody else's preemptive announcement