The Tell-A-Joke Thread

[IncredulousP]

Yo mama so fat, when she went online the line snapped.

 

[AmandaRose]

Who was that Austrian F1 driver, Niki erm Niki..
Lauda?

(shouting) WHO WAS THAT AUSTRIAN F1 DRIVER?

 

[Alexander1970]

Who was that Austrian F1 driver, Niki erm Niki..
Lauda?

(shouting) WHO WAS THAT AUSTRIAN F1 DRIVER?

Same when you said to him "LISTEN,Niki...."

Spoiler: Why ?

After his Nürburgring Accident he had half the Ears....)

 

[AmandaRose]

Did you hear that they're producing an action movie about a team of crime-fighting composers?
They already approached Arnold Schwarzenegger about playing fellow Austrian Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, but he said "no, I'll be Bach!"

 

[Alexander1970]

What does the Scot under his Skirt have?

If it goes really well, Lipstick.......

 

[IncredulousP]

What does the Scot under his Skirt have?

If it goes really well, Lipstick.......

Had to think about that one for a minute.

 

[AmandaRose]

What does the Scot under his Skirt have?

If it goes really well, Lipstick.......

 

[CORE]

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I Know what is under your Kilt!

Spoiler

A Doctor who Intro... What did u think I was going to say it was obvious...

 

[AmandaRose]

I Know what is under your Kilt!

Spoiler

A Doctor who Intro... What did u think I was going to say it was obvious...

Well played Core you rat bastard well played. You had me very worried what I was about to see considering well you know

 

[IncredulousP]

I Know what is under your Kilt!

Spoiler

A Doctor who Intro... What did u think I was going to say it was obvious...

I was hoping for spaghetti

 

[AmandaRose]

I was hoping for spaghetti

No spaghetti but in the past there has been a few Italians under my kilt

 

[IncredulousP]

No spaghetti but in the past there has been a few Italians under my kilt

Let's hope no parmesan cheese.

 

[AmandaRose]

Let's hope no parmesan cheese.

Why am I now the joke in this thread?

 

[IncredulousP]

Why am I now the joke in this thread?

'Cause of how cheesy you are

 

[AmandaRose]

'Cause of how cheesy you are

Well as a woman I guess its better to smell of cheese than it is to smell of fish

 

[IncredulousP]

Well as a woman I guess its better to smell of cheese than it is to smell of fish

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna woman.

 

[AmandaRose]

A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."

 

[IncredulousP]

A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."

Ah so he's just window-shopping.

 

[AmandaRose]

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe out of that thing

 

[IncredulousP]

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe out of that thing

"And that's not nearly enough water to shower with either!"