The symbolism of easter

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  1. RiderLeangle
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    I'm sure some of you were wondering where stuff like bunnies and chocolate and painted eggs came from in the story of easter, so I'll explain that symbolism to you.

    Around 2000 years ago or so, back when they had such horrible lag that it took 3 days to respawn (meaning spawn campers were 1000 times more annoying than they already were, but at least you could commend them on their patience), back when zombie jesus rose from the grave, everyone said "Holy shit!", as we all know shit is brown, and what else is holy and brown? chocolate, so that's our first symbolic item.

    The bunnies also involve the resurrection, When everyone started celebrating before zombie jesus tried to eat everyone's braiiiiiiiiiiiins, they all celebrated doing the only thing you could do for fun back then... fucking...
    Yes they fucked like rabbits all day and night, which is where the bunnies come from

    As for the painted eggs, well back then they didn't have a ton of things to use as dildos so they decided to go with eggs, they painted them so they were not confused with the eggs meant to eat...
     
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  3. RiderLeangle
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    I said they didn't have a ton of things, not that they didn't have any. Most people only had access to one of those if they were lucky which made dping much more difficult, so they used the eggs :P
     
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    Lies! Dildos were readily available!
     
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    Funny thing is that they actually timed Easter correctly this year.
     
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    Seems legit.
     
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    I don't think so.