What joker compiled the codes for the 06/24/08 release? I'm reading through these code descriptions and it's like they were written by an illegal immigrant on AOL. Seriously, was this translated from a Korean instruction manual?
"Societies skill levels". I've been playing this game, and I'm fairly sure the word "societies" has never even been brought up. Do "societies" even have "capacity"?
"All Pharmacy". "All Pharmacy" what? And does that include CVS?
"All hearsay". "City-wide exclusive". This stuff speaks for itself, folks.
"State-wide task Has been completed". Sounds pretty ominous, if you ask me.
"Hide full career". Why, are you a Russian mail-order bride or something?
"Auction our chips". Those chips are as much mine as they are yours, and I say we don't auction them off.
"The other coin auction". Gee, that's specific.
Other fabulous and mindless drivel includes "The auction for the whole integration". Every code description in this set reads like someone beginning with the phrase "You know, that thing..." and never explaining what it is that thing DOES.
"After four fight round", what happens? Does Luso turn into a penguin? "AP societies" are so stuck-up, those bastards.
"Fighting law invalid." Why not make a code where every law is invalid?
My favorite so far is "Non-Chinese unit hit a dead". Or better yet "Non-action can not be our units".
"Non-immediate destruction of our uni..." gets cut off there because the M3 Sakura people obviously got ass-lazy in the middle of making their little dealy there, but I can only assume it ends in "verse will come about by some retard's poor Engrish".
"Man full grade". "Agile for everyone". "Full of weapons for attacks". What is, Luso's stomach? What can that do for his attacks?
The ONLY code descriptions that don't seem like they've had their face bludgeoned with a meat tenderizer are the first two, "Max/Infinite Gil" and "Max/Infinite CP". But there are also some like "Full Normal State" which one can only hope to guess at. Does it mean you never get a negative status debuff or something? In that case, why doesn't it SAY so instead of having this stumbling, gangrenous smattering of random, all-encompassing words that seem to suggest someone was drinking heavily, switching around the keys on their keyboard, and then taking whatever Microsoft's Spell Check regurgitated at them?
The lesson that must be learned: Babelfish is not your friend, and never has been.
The grade: DO OVER.
On an unrelated note, I'm wondering if anybody else noticed that GameFAQs completely lied and it was the Europey version that came out today, not the North Americany version like they claimed, but this isn't really the place for that.