The Meme Box

[hippy dave]

 

[impeeza]

he should call the Game Doctor!!

 

[Noctosphere]

 

[gudenau]

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If I had that happen I wouldn't have blocked her.

 

[x65943]

If I had that happen I wouldn't have blocked her.

You'd a killed 'er?

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No wonder it has 100% catch rate, who could resist the allure

 

[hippy dave]

 

[x65943]

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Fuck I'm 165% unattractive

With numbers that high I could basically be the president of Venezuela

 

[gudenau]

You'd a killed 'er?


No wonder it has 100% catch rate, who could resist the allure

I would have gone out with her, got to get better at the game and she'd clearly be a good person to play against.

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Source or get out.

 

[Noctosphere]

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You know what else is unattractive? You, trying to change me to please you.
I like playing video games, and if you don't like "me playing video games" that is a major red flag

 

[hippy dave]

Source or get out.

 

[x65943]

You know what else is unattractive? You, trying to change me to please you.
I like playing video games, and if you don't like "me playing video games" that is a major red flag

A date once told me I needed a new car or she wouldn't be interested

Fair my old car was about 20 years old

So I bought the new car, sent her a pic, and said I wouldn't be interested in another date

True story haha

 

[JuanMena]

Oh man... I'd give what's left of my life to re-experience the N64 era once again.

 

[Veho]

So I bought the new car, sent her a pic, and said I wouldn't be interested in another date

Plot twist: she works for the car dealership and gets a cut of the sales

 

[x65943]

Plot twist: she works for the car dealership and gets a cut of the sales

Lmao I wish

She was a nurse at my hospital and beyond that also said other wild things like invited me to move in with her on the first date...

After I stopped talking to her one day I was with another girl and she sent me 30 photos in a row - my phone wouldn't stop going off

Among those photos was her at Trump tower on vacation...

 

[Noctosphere]

People who need glasses are just born with a bad GPU

 

[Veho]

She was a nurse at my hospital and beyond that also said other wild things like invited me to move in with her on the first date...

But then she saw your car?


This you?

(The comic is so old, the Baldwins were still hot.)

 

[Jahrs]

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People who need glasses are just born with a bad GPU

I dont need glasses I can quit glasses whenever I want. Takes off glasses turns and walks face first into a door..... looks back at, you saw nothing....

 

[gudenau]

But then she saw your car?


This you?

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(The comic is so old, the Baldwins were still hot.)

Some girls would dig it.

 

[Noctosphere]

I dont need glasses I can quit glasses whenever I want. Takes off glasses turns and walks face first into a door..... looks back at, you saw nothing....

I have glasses, but the thicc kind, like, a real THICCASS MAMAF*CKER kind of glasses.
Without them, if I were to talk to you, face to face, your face would be very blurry, and the only distinctive thing i would see on your face are two black spot (where your eyes are). You would need to come closer, like less than a foot, if i want to see anything clearer

 

[AncientBoi]

I have glasses, but the thicc kind, like, a real THICCASS MAMAF*CKER kind of glasses.
Without them, if I were to talk to you, face to face, your face would be very blurry, and the only distinctive thing i would see on your face are two black spot (where your eyes are). You would need to come closer, like less than a foot, if i want to see anything clearer

I'm not quite that bad, but getting there Quick.