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fucking anti-wokism
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writing-prompt-s, you are under arrest for body profanation
"Your honor, this process is pertinent to the case and vital to my client's defense. If necromancy is 'body profanation' then surely so is autopsy? So is exhumation? And if they are allowed in the course of justice and due process, then why would some meat puppetry, purely in the interest of seeking out the truth, be any different? And if you know anything of puppetry, you know this involves putting the victim's body in my lap and sticking my hand up its backside. Well, since I need both hands free to perform my duties as an attorney*, surely you must agree there is only one other thing I can stick up the corpse's backside..."


*One to hold the notes, the other to slap them dramatically.

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"Your honor, this process is pertinent to the case and vital to my client's defense. If necromancy is 'body profanation' then surely so is autopsy? So is exhumation? And if they are allowed in the course of justice and due process, then why would some meat puppetry, purely in the interest of seeking out the truth, be any different? And if you know anything of puppetry, you know this involves putting the victim's body in my lap and sticking my hand up its backside. Well, since I need both hands free to perform my duties as an attorney*, surely you must agree there is only one other thing I can stick up the corpse's backside..."


*One to hold the notes, the other to slap them dramatically.

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you should know that exhumation and autopsy are allowed by law
On the other hand, necromancy is illegal by law since 1583
 
Yo wtf happened to tempys eyes did he get surgery to change their shape or something pretty sure they used to be a d-pad and 4 buttons.
This is just what they look like when he's wasted.
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