The 'Alphabet Game'

[mucus]

Ugh, stop that noisy quacking!

 

[CannonFoddr]

Really Mucus - keep the sequence going. You skipped a few letters back there

 

[Domination]

So anybody here like ducks?

 

[antwill]

To think the one day i spend the day out in the city, and CannonFoddr gets N

 

[Domination]

Ugh.... whats done is done. So you liek ducks?

 

[antwill]

Violent ducks... no, but normal ducks, sure. We even had one as a pet once, it lived out the back with our two dogs so it thought it was a dog too... LOVED dog food.

 

[Domination]

Wow.... cool duck. I want to put one with my hamsters now too.

 

[antwill]

Xcelent idea, but would it fit in the cage if you have them in a cage?

 

[Domination]

Y, I keep one in a tank. They can live together. Will be so cute

 

[antwill]

Zero chances of ducks eating hamsters known to man, so should be good to go.

 

[Domination]

Ahhhhh, but its the duck I'm worried about. My hamster likes to eat whatever it can find.

 

[antwill]

But maybe not if you dress it up as a hamster?

 

[Domination]

Crap, the duck is several times the size of the hamster. And there are no yellow furred hamsters, are there?

 

[antwill]

Don't worry, just shave the hamster a few times before getting the duck, then glue the fur onto its feathers, and you have your very own hamster that you designed, it's your chance to play god!

 

[Domination]

Even satan can't make up that kind of atrocity! Quacking, webbed feet yellow with white fur hamster with a beak.

 

[antwill]

Found the ultimate pet i'd say.

 

[Domination]

Greatest.... display! Zoos will buy it at high prices. I'm going to be rich now.

 

[antwill]

Heh until the zoos start breeding them and then selling them themselves....

 

[Overlord Nadrian]

I shan't allow that! Not a single zoo will breed them!

 

[Domination]

Just GTFO. Only I shall make these abominations!