I apologize for the outrage. As is well-known around the parts I am a man of upmost character and this is quite unbecoming of me. The cause for my outburst will take some explaining, and I will do my best to keep the events in their proper order.

• I was sitting here in my chair, as I so often do, when I received an instant message. This was not from somebody I have previously spoken with, but they caught my interest.
  

 

That bitch!
She tried to cheat you out of your money and time :<
Her 1337 skills aren't worth credit card information

 

I gotta' say when that last image happened I literally fell out of my chair laughing.

 

Figured you'd like it.

I swear to god, when the live chat happened and I got that response I literally fell out of my chair.

 

Sure hope you had Anti-Virus on, else you're probably loaded with spyware, trojans, and phising tools just because you actually clicked those links.

 

The last pic is so fucking brilliant!! xDDDDDDDDDDD

 

this live chat is secure -- tested: 28 may


:l

 

I'll try for donkey kong next time. Maybe they'll think it's the name of some sort of fetish.

 

You know, it's weird 'cause sometimes that happens in Yahoo chat. That's why I refuse invites.