I apologize for the outrage. As is well-known around the parts I am a man of upmost character and this is quite unbecoming of me. The cause for my outburst will take some explaining, and I will do my best to keep the events in their proper order. I was sitting here in my chair, as I so often do, when I received an instant message. This was not from somebody I have previously spoken with, but they caught my interest.