Ten Things I've Learnt from Nurses...

[astrangeone]

1) You can make a soda can into a masterlock opener.
2) Hydrogen peroxide gets blood out of anything.
3) Stuffed animals make kids happy.
4) Not everything on House M.D. is 100% correct.
5) McDonald's is not a date food
6) Deperation will not get you a date/laid.
7) Coffee is practically a new religion.
8) Vitamins just make your piss very expensive.
9) Orgasms relieve menstrual cramps (Hehehehe...tell your gf that the next time she whines about it; but don't tell her the resident lesbian on GBAtemp sent you!)
10) No matter how ugly the (wo)man, there will always be someone willing to fuck them/kiss them. *Edit: No sexism!

Bonus: The smaller the problem, the louder the scream/complaints.

Just a small list. I've known a couple of nurses, and they are colourful people!

*Edit: You know you've been playing PS0 too long when you typed "femini" for "feminist". Ugh...

 

[DarkWay]

nice list

 

[Hop2089]

Epic truth and lolz

 

[omgpwn666]

10 is so true that its disturbing.

 

[Raika]

I have learned that the nurse in my neighborhood is hawt.

 

[FAST6191]

You have known many and not one has taught you the list of acronyms and expressions used to say things that would otherwise get you fired? (A start for such things: http://www.medilexicon.com/index.php?page=...l+Abbreviations )

Bad show (also if they did and you did not mention it my remark stays).

Re 7) I did once cause a lack of coffee, fortunately a combination of ninja skills and a quick vanish meant it was never discovered who done it. For the best as medical training transfers to skills needed for getting away with murder quite easily it seems.

9) You mean not everyone has earned their red wings?

 

[Veho]

10) No matter how ugly the man, there will always be someone willing to fuck it/kiss it.

Erm...

 

[Hop2089]

I learned that the nurses in my area think I'm cute, they're pretty cute themselves, a few I've known have hit on me before.

 

[astrangeone]

I learned that the nurses in my area think I'm cute, they're pretty cute themselves, a few I've known have hit on me before.

Heheheh. I'm dating a nurse in training as well. She's pretty cute.

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QUOTE(FAST6191 @ Dec 11 2009, 10:17 AM) You have known many and not one has taught you the list of acronyms and expressions used to say things that would otherwise get you fired? (A start for such things: [url=http://www.medilexicon.com/index.php?page=...l+Abbreviations]http://www.medilexicon.com/index.php?page=...l+Abbreviations[/url] )

Bad show (also if they did and you did not mention it my remark stays).

Re 7) I did once cause a lack of coffee, fortunately a combination of ninja skills and a quick vanish meant it was never discovered who done it. For the best as medical training transfers to skills needed for getting away with murder quite easily it seems.

9) You mean not everyone has earned their red wings?

Thanks for the list. Gotta go break into my doctor's office and see if any of the acronyms on my chart match.

 

[Veho]

10) No matter how ugly the (wo)man, there will always be someone willing to fuck it/kiss it. *Edit: No sexism!

I'm still miffed about the "it"

Does it refer to the person (instead of saying "them"), or does it refer to something else

 

[astrangeone]

10) No matter how ugly the (wo)man, there will always be someone willing to fuck it/kiss it. *Edit: No sexism!

I'm still miffed about the "it"

Does it refer to the person (instead of saying "them"), or does it refer to something else

Better, Veho?

 

[BeatriceTheGolde]

6) Deperation will not get you a date/laid.

This is a lie.

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*Source: Personal Experience.

 

[bnwchbammer]

6) Deperation will not get you a date/laid.

This is a lie.

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*Source: Personal Experience.

I must disagree, as I have come across this myself too. Gotta learn this, cuz I believe this is the most important (along with 10) of them all.

 

[astrangeone]

6) Deperation will not get you a date/laid.

This is a lie.

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*Source: Personal Experience.

I must disagree, as I have come across this myself too. Gotta learn this, cuz I believe this is the most important (along with 10) of them all.

Really? I find it's not true, although some women can smell desperation - it's not pretty. I dunno, maybe it's a double-standard in the lesbian community.

 

[BeatriceTheGolde]

6) Deperation will not get you a date/laid.

This is a lie.

Mosts perged

*Source: Personal Experience.

I must disagree, as I have come across this myself too. Gotta learn this, cuz I believe this is the most important (along with 10) of them all.

Really? I find it's not true, although some women can smell desperation - it's not pretty. I dunno, maybe it's a double-standard in the lesbian community.

Well, I guess it depends on what you mean by desperation.
Craigslist and internet personals hookups are pretty desperate--but they get you laid.

Begging people to let you take off their pants? Different story.