Temper Pics - Post Them Shits Up, Son

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Haha! I've only left the house once. I dreamed the house was on fire. I ran around stark naked and was apparently screaming "FIRE!". I was about 16.

I ran out of the house and unfortunately let the dog out (she never comes back unless you look for her). I only woke up because I ran into the gate!
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Boy was mom pissed! And I was sitting on the driveway naked and like, "where's the fucking fire?"
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I don't usually sleep walk, and I rarely have any episodes like this anymore. The most common kind of sleep action for me is when I jump out of bed and think a spider is crawling on me. I'm terrified of spiders! I did this the other day.
 
granville said:
Haha! I've only left the house once. I dreamed the house was on fire. I ran around stark naked and was apparently screaming "FIRE!". I was about 16.

I ran out of the house and unfortunately let the dog out (she never comes back unless you look for her). I only woke up because I ran into the gate!
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Boy was mom pissed! And I was sitting on the driveway naked and like, "where's the fucking fire?"
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I don't usually sleep walk, and I rarely have any episodes like this anymore. The most common kind of sleep action for me is when I jump out of bed and think a spider is crawling on me. I'm terrified of spiders! I did this the other day.


Hahaha, that's sounds insane! I've never thought my house was on fire, but I used to wake up screaming thinking bees were stinging me and sometimes thinking snakes were in my room... I stayed at my grandparents house once and they woke up to me screaming in my sleep because I had a dream that bees were attacking me.

I hate spiders too... If a spider is in my room and I go to get someone to kill it and it's gone, I won't sleep in my room until the spider is dead, and sometimes it takes weeks for it to show up again. Hahaha.
 
I respond like that to house centipedes as well:

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(don't press the spoiler if you're squeamish)

Way too many legs! And boy are they fast!
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(geez, we don't have an emoticon for fear?)
 
WildWon said:
Here's another one, just taken with my freshly shorn head. So here's hawk down, head bald(ish) and a killer beard from outter space.

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I like you more and more form picture to picture....

I even had a period of time when I shaved side of my head!!
 
moozxy said:
how did you get the scar

lol

WildWon said:
QUOTE(dice @ Aug 21 2008, 07:40 AM) mind if I ask where you got that scar from? makes your appearance more "interesting"

It was either

A. from a monkey knife fight,

or

B. possible falling at the bottom of a slope, and catching someone else's snowboard to the face.

A just sounds better, but B actually happened. Popped open a good 1/4in. Apparently bone was exposed. I wasn't knocked out at all, but i watched 4 other people (heavy duty boarders) cringe at the site of my face, so when asked if i wanted to see it, my response was, "Hell no."
 
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I finished my Halloween costume early... taken with MYSPACE style for EXTRA FAIL

Note floating jizz in doorway
 
this is me after being a jackass and trying to make a che style portrait
unfortunately i guess i don't have features because my face isn't really there.
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I am bad at the graphic
 
dice said:
moozxy said:
how did you get the scar

lol

WildWon said:
QUOTE(dice @ Aug 21 2008, 07:40 AM) mind if I ask where you got that scar from? makes your appearance more "interesting"

It was either

A. from a monkey knife fight,

or

B. possible falling at the bottom of a slope, and catching someone else's snowboard to the face.

A just sounds better, but B actually happened. Popped open a good 1/4in. Apparently bone was exposed. I wasn't knocked out at all, but i watched 4 other people (heavy duty boarders) cringe at the site of my face, so when asked if i wanted to see it, my response was, "Hell no."

You kick ass. I knew it was somewhere back there. Didn't know where. Didn't want to look.

uNF uNF uNF
 
WildWon said:
dice said:
moozxy said:
how did you get the scar

lol

WildWon said:
QUOTE(dice @ Aug 21 2008, 07:40 AM) mind if I ask where you got that scar from? makes your appearance more "interesting"

It was either

A. from a monkey knife fight,

or

B. possible falling at the bottom of a slope, and catching someone else's snowboard to the face.

A just sounds better, but B actually happened. Popped open a good 1/4in. Apparently bone was exposed. I wasn't knocked out at all, but i watched 4 other people (heavy duty boarders) cringe at the site of my face, so when asked if i wanted to see it, my response was, "Hell no."

You kick ass. I knew it was somewhere back there. Didn't know where. Didn't want to look.

uNF uNF uNF
lol I knew how you got it, I only asked cos somebody always asks when you post a picture
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What happened was is I was going to give my girlfriend a hug, and then someone shot an elastic at my ass, while my friend took a series of 4 photos on his cell phone. The result is this
 
science said:
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What happened was is I was going to give my girlfriend a hug, and then someone shot an elastic at my ass, while my friend took a series of 4 photos on his cell phone. The result is this
I thought you liked me!!!! ITS OVER!

you mean rubberband?
 
juggernaut911 said:
science said:
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What happened was is I was going to give my girlfriend a hug, and then someone shot an elastic at my ass, while my friend took a series of 4 photos on his cell phone. The result is this
I thought you liked me!!!! ITS OVER!

you mean rubberband?

We call them elastics here
 
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