Super Mario Bros. Is Shit

[ouch123]

YOU GET THIS INSTEAD AS A DEFENSE MECHANISM

Protecting yourself from your hands? Is that it?

 

[Rydian]

Protecting yourself from your hands? Is that it?

#ElementalPlaneOfTeeth

 

[Scott-105]

You must be pretty bad at it then. That's one of my favorite games of all time.

 

[ouch123]

#ElementalPlaneOfTeeth

 

[Psionic Roshambo]

The original SMB will be remembered long after Mass Effect has been forgotten.... That and Nintendo will probably release it on 20 more platforms and 30 new versions... LOL

 

[Deleted member 158512]

Item management in the third one was too complicated, they should have kept it streamlined like in the first one. Rumor has it the second one isn't in canon, but whatever

 

[ShadowSoldier]

In all seriousness though, Super Mario Bros. is pretty shit. It's just a nostalgia factor that keeps it good.

 

[Deleted_171835]

The fact that you can only move the screen right is very limiting - I like to explore levels and in Super Mario Bros. I can't even backtrack! Shit programming is shit, plain and simple. Invisible walls that follow your every single step are a tell-tale sign of a shit game.

Every single game has some form of invisible walls, think about it.

Are you going to quit videogames now with the sudden realization that all games are shit?

 

[Guild McCommunist]

More like Super Mario Blows, amiright?

Super Mario Bros. is simple but that's where there's a bunch of other 2D Mario platformers that take the basic formula and improve on it. More so if you look at SMB3 or SMW.

Considering the game is like, what, over 25 years old, its aged pretty well. There's also a few remakes out there (I think there's a GBC and a GBA one).

 

[Rydian]

More like...

S'a reference to this. http://nepeta.mozai.com/Ruby_Quest/

 

[DiabloStorm]

I prefer Wario.

 

[Alexrose]

I legitimately don't enjoy SMB. Joking aside.

 

[Foxi4]

Every single game has some form of invisible walls, think about it.

Are you going to quit videogames now with the sudden realization that all games are shit?

Not sure if realizes the thread is a joke...

...or got trolololled.

 

[tatripp]

How can mario's jumping be awesome but still feel tacked on at the last minute?

The only thing I hate about the game is that you cover less distance when you jump and the screen moves than you would when the screen is stationary.

 

[tatripp]

Item management in the third one was too complicated, they should have kept it streamlined like in the first one. Rumor has it the second one isn't in canon, but whatever

Spoiler

The second game was all a dream

 

[NightsOwl]

In all seriousness though, Super Mario Bros. is pretty shit. It's just a nostalgia factor that keeps it good.

 

[raulpica]

I hate to be that mod... but... thread moved to EoF.

 

[Foxi4]

I hate to be that mod... but... thread moved to EoF.

I am disappoint.

(Not really... )

 

[Rydian]

It got non-serious during page 3 anyways, important points were discussed already.

 

[Gahars]

Super Mario Bros. is the shit. Super Mario Bros. 2 is shit. Super Mario Bros. 3 is the shit.

I HAVE SPOKEN!