Hi! Big brother here.
You know me as mthrnite, moderator for the popular website GBAtemp.net. Now you may not like the fact that this site is moderated, and at times moderated unevenly, dependent often seemingly on the mood of the moderator and little else. I'm here to tell you though, that's what makes GBAtemp such a wonderful community to be a part of. You rarely have to worry about some asshole calling you a dickhead, or some fuckface starting a flamewar because his butt-plug was a little too small to stop off where it should've, causing him to resort to a relentless yet futile excavation attempt, resulting in an ill mood and a bad attitude just waiting to be directed at an innocent 14 year old who really only wanted an answer to a question about a game or something.
Now lets talk a little about one of my favorite subjects:
Titties!
I'm a big fan of both titties and bottoms, along with other various and sundry body parts that shall go unmentioned at the moment (hint: pussies.) Titties serve an important purpose on the internet. If nothing else, they provide the aforementioned 14 year old a way to pass the spare moments late at night when he's not busy asking gaming questions on GBAtemp. Why on earth shouldn't we combine his pleasures, and serve up a heapin' helpin' of bodacious boobies right here on GBAtemp.net? Well, the reasons are simple:
Focus and Inclusion!
Here at GBAtemp, we like to keep the focus on games. There are sections of our forums that cater to the slightly more risqué fare, and also cat pictures and the like, that have nothing to do with gaming. Yes, there is a place for that, and it's called Other Discussions, which provides our users with a place to show pictures they've drawn, talk about topics of the day, and just generally fool around. General Off-Topic Chat and it's ugly brother Testing Area (General Off-Topic Cat) are wonderful places to enjoy the company of your fellow members. Even there however, we have some focus. We want everyone regardless of age or puritanical upbringing to enjoy this area and feel comfortable there. So, if you're looking for titties, may I direct your attention to the hundred million thousand other sites on the internet that would be happy to "welcome you in"...
..also Google works in a pinch.
So to sum up; I personally apologize if I've offended anyone who didn't think what they posted was worthy of deletion, and by all mean I welcome you to PM me with an explanation as to why your post should be re-instated. I'm a reasonable robot, and will consider all arguments fairly.
Otherwise, you can just step to hell...
.. I assure you, my mother will have biscuits ready!
This is Big Brother signing off. Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow...
.. you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!
(lol)